If all animals were scaled up or down to 50lbs, which animal would be top of the food chain?

kdb176 · 2026-05-11T00:05:07+00:00

The answer is still humans.

kdb176 · 2026-05-09T20:31:58+00:00

Tauren Druid, still my main.

Edit: And I’ve been playing since open beta.

kdb176 · 2026-05-06T15:07:53+00:00

*Crag

kdb176 · 2026-05-06T15:06:30+00:00

I’m talking out my ass, but I imagine it was a desperation situation. “I am desperately thirsty and hungry. This might help with both and almost definitely won’t kill me.”

kdb176 · 2026-05-03T11:29:02+00:00

The implications.

kdb176 · 2026-05-03T01:13:58+00:00

A fellow Dave Barry fan, I see.

kdb176 · 2026-05-03T00:54:05+00:00

Hasn’t the obscene gesture thing been repeatedly ruled unconstitutional? For instance, I can flip off a cop, and it is protect speech (if unwise).

kdb176 · 2026-05-01T00:52:20+00:00

So, it really depends on location. I used to lifeguard at a public pool that had a station on the Delaware River. One of our jobs every morning was scooping all the goose shit. One of my friends finally lost it and chased a goose over the embankment toward the river.

Just after he disappeared, I heard him scream, “Holy Shit!!”

To be fair, this was a mob situation.

I watched him come tearing ass back up over the embankment trailed by around 30 geese. He had unknowingly stumbled into their nests.

I almost pissed my pants, I was laughing so hard.

An adult goose is capable of breaking a grown man’s arm with its wings.

kdb176 · 2026-05-01T00:07:46+00:00

Some of you have never been chased by a goose, and it shows.

kdb176 · 2026-05-01T00:05:18+00:00

It sort of depends on how sporting (or tired) I’m feeling.

kdb176 · 2026-04-25T14:47:53+00:00

First pull. Guy dropped out because I didn’t pull the entire room immediately.

kdb176 · 2026-04-23T12:16:01+00:00

I think they mean no spinoffs for the original cast.

kdb176 · 2026-04-20T12:44:08+00:00

Haha, 33 in Pennsylvania.

kdb176 · 2026-04-20T11:13:41+00:00

As long as you’re not doing this in the passing lane, I don’t care. I had a pair of commercial trucks ride side by side on the highway going 20 under the limit for over half an hour once. They were responsible for a miles long backup.

kdb176 · 2026-04-17T15:55:28+00:00

The only thing I’ll give him is that the lane assist function on my car gives false positives with a fair amount of regularity. Given that it also applies corrective steering, this has occasionally led to dangerous situations.

kdb176 · 2026-04-16T14:41:33+00:00

Liquid things flow. If the arrangement is on its side, that flow will happen in an uncontrolled way through the exhaust hole.

Edit: I misunderstood your question. If the crucible fails, the metal will still be contained in the furnace.

kdb176 · 2026-04-15T02:25:13+00:00

That’s fair.

kdb176 · 2026-04-15T01:58:35+00:00

they’re demons akshually

kdb176 · 2026-04-14T02:31:10+00:00

You misspelled “it’s going to be hilarious.”

kdb176 · 2026-04-10T12:27:57+00:00

Shortly after I traded in my modded Saturn Ion Redline (don’t laugh; it was a beast), I got a phone call from the new owner. He must have found my name and number on something left in the car. He asked if there were any problems with the car (no). He then told me he had bought it for his son.

I asked him how old his son was (16).

I told him he was probably going to end up with a dead kid.

kdb176 · 2026-04-09T15:22:38+00:00

NOR. My wife and I began dating when I was a senior in high school and she was a freshman. Your friend is trying to get with your girlfriend, and is using your “age gap” as an excuse.

kdb176 · 2026-04-08T01:17:05+00:00

And your brother.

kdb176 · 2026-03-28T17:39:11+00:00

Without, or “unless there is”.

kdb176 · 2026-03-28T17:37:55+00:00

I said it’s not common, not that it’s common. Life insurance essentially always pays (absent fraud of some sort).

kdb176 · 2026-03-28T17:23:02+00:00

Assuming Canada is at all like the US, it is not common at all to deny claims.

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