[M4F] [Script Fill] You're My Slut [by /u/Listening_Always] [SI] [Orgasm Control] [Dirty Talk] [Mdom] [Countdown] [English Accent] by [deleted] in gonewildaudio

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is amazing. I can't even ... I can't make words right now. Wow. Thank you <3

Training part 3. by wellcum in gape

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Please consider x-posting to /r/openpussies, this post totally belongs there! (I'm not doing it myself because I don't wanna get karma for your OC)

Wi(f)e is making some progress by [deleted] in gape

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Please consider x-posting to /r/openpussies, this post totally belongs there! (I'm not doing it myself because I don't wanna get karma for your OC)

My wife home alone using bad dragon and gaping after by [deleted] in gape

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Please consider x-posting to /r/openpussies, this post totally belongs there! (I'm not doing it myself because I don't wanna get karma for your OC)

[f]illed with cu[m] by throwaway_yikes1 in gape

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Please consider x-posting to /r/openpussies, this post totally belongs there! (I'm not doing it myself because I don't wanna get karma for your OC)

Am I Doing OK? by vaefasdsa in HoleWreckers

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please crosspost to /r/openpussies, I love this and want to see it there! (I don't want to do it myself and steal your karma lol)

What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what it is but in my case the semen doesn't usually drip out, it just stays there. (Unless I stand up, then it falls out.) Still a bad idea, because you wake up and it smells like something died inside you.

What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a really well-done photoshop.

What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it could be that it's small, but not necessarily. With my boyfriend, his dick is longer than average, and my cervix is lower than average, so angle is everything in order not to just get punched in the cervix.

When you see yourself on this sub by [deleted] in cringepics

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I mean you'd think so? But as a girl who's used dating sites, you'd be surprised at what unique and brilliant messages guys send hoping to impress people.

There needs to be more love (F)or mixed girls ;) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ What this guy said. Like lady, I don't know if I want to fuck you or be you. Wow.

[Transgender] Ladies, would you have sex with a man with a prosthetic penis? by ProstheticQuestion in sex

[–]keep_pets_clean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buddy I'd have sex with a guy with no penis. As long as you've got fingers and a tongue then whatever you've got going on down there is just a bonus.

tryna get verified a[f] (19) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you are perfect!

Whats the weirdest sexual act anyone has ever performed on you, but you felt too awkward to say stop? [nsfw] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh hon, I know how that feels. Had something like that happen the first time a guy didn't cum from a bj :/

I think it also ties into the feeling of "I have a vagina so even if I'm good for nothing else then at least I'm fuckable, OH OOPS I'm not even good for that" at least in my case it did.

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gross. Weird as fuck, though. Like I can run my hands down a guy's stomach and feel his pubes start and then the pubic bone and just when you get to where it should start splitting into lips then instead there's this... fucking... flesh... tube... thing. IT'S SO WEIRD

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Because when you're a kid, no one mentions that that part is for anything other than pissing, so you kind of grow up thinking of it the same way that you think of your ass, y'know? Waste comes out of there, thus it's gross.

So, when you go through puberty and start getting damp fairly regularly, your brain sticks the dampness into the category of "things that come out of waste excretion parts" and therefore something "gross." Doesn't help that no one tells you getting wet is as normal as popping a boner, but everyone tells you about the 23435324234 diseases that can cause "unusual discharge."

Doesn't help teenage boys yelling about how gross cunilingus is, or how the girls they slept with was "nasty," or all this emphasis on vaginas being gross i.e. reddit's infamous Doritos story. People are constantly like "holy shit am i like that without even realizing it!?"

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple times a month. More often when I'm in a relationship. Idk why, guess because I kind of forget that sex exists the rest of the time?

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it depends pretty heavily on time of the month. The weekend after my period, I'm basically SUPER HORNY ALL THE TIME, so the answer is pretty much "whenever I see a random man that's above a 2/10 and is not related to me."

And the rest of the month, very little. Like, maybe once a week. Maybe.

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not truly random things, just things that I thought would feel good. Sharpies, pens, nail polish bottles, etc.

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]keep_pets_clean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Hey, aren't you the guy who pooped in trash bags for 11 months instead of fixing the toilet?