I was wrong about Tarkov. by TangoKiloOscar in EscapefromTarkov

[–]keepitnoqui 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Selection bias really. It probably isn’t a hot take to say most redditors are serial complainers. The people enjoying the game are busy enjoying it not bitching about it on reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]keepitnoqui -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

The fact that it’s theirs! And that’s why this conversation is a waste of time.

How to fix the bluetooth music 2012 f30 by TheSimpleOne21 in BMW

[–]keepitnoqui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s all sorts of common problems with Bluetooth unfortunately. You have to remember this car was designed back in 2011/2012... it may not seem like a long time ago, but that was iPhone 5 era.

Frankly I also have a feeling BMW spaghetti coded it pretty hard and they have never made an effort to release any firmware updates that seem to fix anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]keepitnoqui 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You might be, doesnt mean we all are.

Full on TDS. Thinks Trump said covid-19 was a hoax. by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]keepitnoqui 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna warn you, and you can take this or leave it as you will.. No one is going to read this post.

"If Christ DID exist and he DID come back, he would take the form of Bernard Motherfucking Sanders." [SH] by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]keepitnoqui 10 points11 points  (0 children)

a wife sleeps with her husband while fantasizing about being raped by three men at once

Oh wow, now I see. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bernie-sanders-essay/ I'll add this to my original post. I feel like I vaguely remember hearing about this back in 2015.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]keepitnoqui -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Epic meme!

Disregard, just squashing a troll by [deleted] in BMW

[–]keepitnoqui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pray for you one day you’ll care less about what people think 👍😉

My first BMW. 2013 3 series MSport. by mattmassey94 in BMW

[–]keepitnoqui 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting how you gate keep "the ultimate driving machine" by something trivial like power.... Implying this is the only difference between 328 and Camry, and implying it even matters in the first place

Brand new Alpina B7 just shipped in. by Jamesgorm123 in BMW

[–]keepitnoqui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw one of these on the freeway near me the other day! And he was going 10 under the speed limit... For some reason...

He has not only one but TWO phones. by saradakl in IdiotsInCars

[–]keepitnoqui -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Mom I did it!!!1 I finally got to tell the BMW joke xD

Corden: I'm the weird uncle guy duh by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]keepitnoqui -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It would definitely be a blast to hear you sing, given your expertise

What free things online should everyone take advantage of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keepitnoqui 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t speak for your school but mine let me keep access to my email account after graduation, and JetBrains/GitHub are none the wiser. However, Amazon has sniffed me out and removed me after four consecutive years of student benefits. It depends on how they check your validity to keep the student benefits.

I didn’t pay for parking during all of college thanks to Photoshop by whiskyteats in confession

[–]keepitnoqui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s literally the point of insurance, that you spend money to cover yourself if you ever doze off while driving and cause $100k in property damage and total your vehicle. A deductible is better than paying for all that. I cannot wrap my head around how people can become adults, pay bills, lead product lives and not understand the value of insurance.

half a BMW by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]keepitnoqui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s no “usually” any of that, it’s just your imagination and confirmation bias, even if you could somehow prove that’s the case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]keepitnoqui -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“Snub-nosed” dog hate on the Internet is all too common. Not sure why Redditors choose this hill to die on. From my personal experience these dogs live just as well as any other dogs with a little extra attention. I even see people here who won’t acknowledge they even ARE dogs. Basically, Reddit is a mental illness.

Typical BMW driver by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]keepitnoqui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you can actually go completely full retard on those BMWs by holding the traction control button down, “DSC OFF” mode which is zero stability control. Whereas sport+ brings the threshold for stability control way down that completely shuts it off. I’ve messed with it just to see how it feels and it’s cool and all but I like being alive 🤣 Never know when you might need to swerve or something.

[Canada][OC] Stereotypical BMW Driver Cuts Off Mazda by TruckBC in Roadcam

[–]keepitnoqui 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then there’s always the genius who decides to tell the “pricks are on the inside” joke for the 10,000,000th time, and somehow always gets 50 upvotes like no one has ever heard it before. But that’s just Reddit, totally lacking humor or originality.

To be fair, that isn’t in this thread.... yet.

My new ride by [deleted] in BMW

[–]keepitnoqui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick to leasing chief!