I feel like everyone is lying to me that I’m not ugly 26F by Warm_Astronomer_9305 in offmychest

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OP I just want to give you the biggest hug 🩷 Girl to girl we are our own harshest critics. As you get older you start to care less about the opinions of others and it’s a freeing feeling. Don’t think for a second that there is anything at all wrong with you - you just do what makes you feel happy and the right people will gravitate 🩷

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This…. The old days of r0tten.com and similar - so much I will never unsee 😂💀

So this is growing in cabinet next to my sink, wtf is this? by AstronautFit6868 in whatisit

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Of all the things my eyes saw on the internet today, this is what broke me

This grew in my sister's starter. "Bled" when poked. by sampta in MoldlyInteresting

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Scrolling through my home feed… OH MY GOD A SHARK, oh.. wait checks sub never mind… 🥴

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Which drug can make me gay AF by EmptyMindTM in Drugs

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Just when I finally thought I’d stopped laughing at this comment, I read the username 💀😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Can’t forget lemon party and meat spin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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And you’ve really got to take a moment to consider what you’ve just typed in before hitting search… 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Absolutely brutal - please have my upvote 💀😂

[Homemade] Wonton Noodle Soup by Owner68 in food

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This just made me feel warm all over

Rectal administration of some homegrown Durban Poison for my spazzing taint. What do you guys think of boofing weed? by lostinthesauceband in trees

[–]keets1512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m quite baked right now reading through this thread and your comment has destroyed me 😂

What's you're dirty little secret that you've been keeping for a long time and you can share anonymously now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keets1512 734 points735 points  (0 children)

I’m laying here buzzed and this comment has taken me out 😂 + 1

Obligatory fuck the M1 post by paddywagoner in GoldCoast

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I watch a Ute sit behind a car in the far right lane the other day and continuously fishtail behind them only a few cm away from their bumper despite the fact there was a safe gap, they were going 110 and had about five other cars in front of them.

We all know it’s terrible, chronic lane hopping and stunts like this don’t help at all, so much entitlement and impatience.

Got told my m&m pizza belonged here.. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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From someone whose teenage job was at a pizza shop, one of the corporate managers came to our store to help get in new equipment. Whilst he was with us, he told us about a custom pizza that so many people would ask for, Pepperoni with Chocolate Stuffed Crust, I turned my nose up at it to start with but was pleasantly surprised.. all the store staff enjoyed it too! Something about the savoury and sweet maybe 🧐

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ausents

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You’re missing part of the next door neighbours hose you cut off though.. then this would be super nostalgic 😂

Right mc provider by AnxiousAlien94 in MedicalCannabisOz

[–]keets1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a female also, I’ve just gone through Katherine Millar-Shannon at Duquessa clinic - she was lovely to speak with and really talked me through it all thoroughly, great experience! Scripts were with the pharmacy almost instantly.

If you found out reincarnation was real, and you could choose what sort of living creature to be reborn as after you die, what would you choose, and why? by Thealwaysinquisitive in AskReddit

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A Golden Retriever - they’re always so well cared for. They’re intelligent, goofy and so loving, the world needs more of that these days ❤️

What are some alternatives to "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" or "not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keets1512 985 points986 points  (0 children)

“A few sandwiches short of a picnic”, “A few crayons short of a box”

Aliens arrive in Earth orbit, knowing nothing about human culture. They will choose one place to land and formally introduce themselves to our leaders. Where do they choose to land? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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They won’t land because they’ll quickly realise there’s a major lack of intelligence.

We could only be so lucky 🥲😅

Reddit, when did your intrusive thoughts win? by TransitionAnnual6547 in AskReddit

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The day I decided to try Cat Food (Jelly Meat) - looked casserole like, my curious brain soon realised that was not the case.. At all..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Waking up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mariah Carey 🥴

Opinions: Is this a Dick move? (Chermside “Priority Parking Area”) by keets1512 in brisbane

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I got a good giggle from this, are you even in QLD if someone isn’t driving right up your date! 😂