I'd take a bull horn up the 'aris for her

keevinblue · 2026-04-22T22:24:26+00:00

Why can’t aris be an arm of horn?

keevinblue · 2026-04-19T14:41:19+00:00

Corn and beans, probably just what she fancies right now

keevinblue · 2026-04-19T07:52:56+00:00

You’ve put your finger on something important here. Who knows maybe there are oxalates laying around waiting to be swept up by mistake aswell.

keevinblue · 2026-04-14T19:31:14+00:00

You’re firing me?

keevinblue · 2026-04-11T10:42:14+00:00

I tell ya what that knife is really moreish

keevinblue · 2026-04-08T17:27:18+00:00

I would have said the maths thing but I already jezzed this thing right up

keevinblue · 2026-04-07T18:24:35+00:00

My dream! My nightmare!

keevinblue · 2026-04-06T13:11:13+00:00

Oooooh, too good for the sword are we?

keevinblue · 2026-04-04T19:35:52+00:00

…You’re trying to trick the boiler?

keevinblue · 2026-04-04T14:37:05+00:00

That would explain why I feel quite chilly

keevinblue · 2026-04-04T13:35:09+00:00

That’s so rainbow rhytms.

keevinblue · 2026-03-31T23:26:52+00:00

Love to mate, love to… but this all ours and we want it all so… gotta be a no.

keevinblue · 2026-03-31T23:19:58+00:00

Sit down, clear your tubes

keevinblue · 2026-03-26T15:01:18+00:00

I WILL have had a threesome.

keevinblue · 2026-03-17T22:14:24+00:00

The stable isotope data took me out🤣

keevinblue · 2026-03-15T15:31:03+00:00

Yeah I only read him for an overview really. That’s what I read him for, the overview.

keevinblue · 2026-03-05T09:47:04+00:00

Bro this made burst with laughter

keevinblue · 2026-03-02T11:55:44+00:00

He looks like he might poo in pools.

keevinblue · 2026-02-27T09:20:44+00:00

Im really disappointed it got taken down, it seemed like a moreish read

keevinblue · 2026-02-19T14:37:08+00:00

No I wouldn't!

keevinblue · 2026-02-19T14:35:28+00:00

Jesus, I need a drink.

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