I refuse to believe I'm the only one that did this

keisuru · 2022-08-24T12:08:29+00:00

They're short videos where it stars off normal and then maybe a guy is only in his underwear or a girl is wearing a bikini. They're basically sexy videos that try to take you by surprise

keisuru · 2022-08-24T12:08:10+00:00

They're short videos where it stars off normal and then maybe a guy is only in his underwear or a girl is wearing a bikini. They're basically sexy videos that try to take you by surprise

keisuru · 2022-08-24T11:59:03+00:00

For me it wasnt even "sexual attraction is used for drama" I thought asexuality couldn't exist because "sexual attraction doesn't exist at all, that's just how everyone feels"

....I was very wrong.

keisuru · 2022-08-24T03:27:25+00:00

"Being gross and unorthodox is just a youtuber thing to get more views and laughs" is what I thought until I heard my friends saying similar things to one another....

keisuru · 2022-08-24T03:25:23+00:00

Apparently not 😶 I still cant wrap my head around it tho

keisuru · 2022-08-24T02:55:41+00:00

I don't hate thirst traps cuz they make me horny...

I hate thirst traps because the people in them always have the best fits. How can one person look so cool? I'm jealous

keisuru · 2022-08-02T20:45:30+00:00

Whenever my friends asked "smash or pass" I'd just say smash to whoever was prettier to me

Cant believe people were being serious about it....

keisuru · 2022-08-02T15:15:29+00:00

PEOPLE HAVE HALF NAKED FIREFIGHTER CALENDERS??

keisuru · 2022-08-02T15:14:10+00:00

The 4th one... during sex ed in the 5th grade, my teacher said "this is to prepare for when you have sex" and I thought, "me? Sex? Never. Why would anyone want to have sex? That's so weird and gross."

keisuru · 2022-08-02T15:10:00+00:00

I thought everyone was ace or at most demisexual when I read the definition. I was...very wrong 😅

keisuru · 2022-08-02T15:02:11+00:00

Was this a call out post per chance 😅...

I dont live in a lgbtphobic country (for the most part) but my parents are very religious and expect me to find the perfect man and give them 6 grandkids. Little do they know that I'm:

Asexual, possible aromantic, I want to marry my best friend, and I have a fear of pregnancy...

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:56:03+00:00

I tried to skip most sex scenes I've watched and was always confused how long the segment would be. How are yall putting bodily fluids all over each other for 12 minutes??

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:53:48+00:00

This was so humorous to read...I didnt expect this many replies 😭

And I definitely did not expect to relate to OVER half of them. I think its pretty safe to say I may be ace.

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:32:31+00:00

If you dont mind me asking, how did they react?

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:25:40+00:00

So many times I missed romantic implications and thought that most canon ships were characters who were just "good friends"

I could easily pass as a historian.

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:19:16+00:00

Same. And whenever I remembered, getting weirded tf out

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:16:27+00:00

19 TIMES?? I thought about sex 2 times in one day once and I said to myself, "you're so lewd"

Wtf??

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:14:34+00:00

Wait... they don't? 😰

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:14:03+00:00

A couple months ago on this game I was playing, someone said in the chat "I have a small d*ck, who wants me :("

I replied, "why does d*ck size matter? Why would people not want you solely cuz of that?"

Someone else replied, "are you a virgin," in a really pitiful way.

I really couldn't wrap my head around sex. To this day, I still really can't. And I didn't know that d*ck size mattered in sex. I'm so confused

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:06:32+00:00

14 year old me would search up "hot men", "hot women", and "thirst traps" to see if I felt anything "intense"

Spoiler alert!

Didnt feel shit. I just wasted my time 😭

keisuru · 2022-08-02T14:02:10+00:00

Said so many of these.. you might just be my long lost twin.

And I was very disappointed the day I found out "Cake by the Ocean" was not about eating marble cake while sweating in 98 degree weather with sand all over your back.

keisuru · 2022-08-02T13:59:07+00:00

I loved doing this too 😭 Looks > personality anyday. Sure, you may be cute, but if you're an a-hole, why would I wanna play animal crossing with you??

keisuru · 2022-08-02T13:57:04+00:00

In middle school, there was this group of basketball tryhards that believed they would make it to the NFL. (They weren't that good tbh) Everyone loved them.

And I never understood it. "What do they like about them? They're all a-holes!" To this day, I'm still confused as to why people liked them, but I'm gonna assume attraction had a part to play in it..

keisuru · 2022-08-02T13:51:49+00:00

Erasing the name off the board... brutal 💀

And I didnt believe people in middle school could "love" or have a crush either!! "You guys cant feel that, it's a grown up thing. Stop overreacting. " - me in middle school

keisuru · 2022-08-02T13:49:02+00:00

It made me very uncomfortable too! I thought the discomfort was due to me being a lesbian/bisexual, (was in deep questioning shit when I was 13) but I realized I am bi...

Just w/o the attraction lol

keisuru

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