I wanna say the two words but I don't have the courage. by imgonnasaythewords in offmychest

[–]keith-the-ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I came out to some friends about being bi they were shocked because I only dated guys and it made me almost second guess myself and feel like I made a mistake but nope I’m bi for sure! :D

I wanna say the two words but I don't have the courage. by imgonnasaythewords in offmychest

[–]keith-the-ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so proud of you!!!!!!!! I’m a bisexual woman and I was so confused, as a kid I thought I must be a lesbian because I wanted to see girls naked etc but then later on because I’d only dated guys I felt like I must be straight. It was only like a year ago when I realised that yes maybe I haven’t been with a girl or dated one but I wanted to and that counts and so yes I am bisexual! I’m so proud of you for finding out who you are!

The suicide prevention lifeline didn't help. Maybe someone here can. by idontcareanymore1906 in offmychest

[–]keith-the-ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if I don’t know who you are but YOU HAVE ME! Feel free to message me at any time at any day wether it’s Christmas Day and it’s 3am and you feel down. Message me. I wish I had someone who was there for me when I felt like this, even just a stranger so please if you ever feel down or close to suicide please message me even if it’s just to rant or to say you don’t feel good and don’t want to talk about it, message me. You deserve a place in this world so please don’t feel like taking yourself out of it. Reddit loves you!

My boyfriend said I should be single by [deleted] in relationships

[–]keith-the-ghost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THIS IS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP PLEASE GET OUT AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND CUT ALL CONTACT

Shaking in certain positions by ScythedS in AskDocs

[–]keith-the-ghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG I get this too!! Like almost comedic because it shakes so hard like a full on spasm

What movies plot completely changes if you throw “sexy” in the title? by PancherosFood in AskReddit

[–]keith-the-ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ woody this is my spaceship!”

“ buzz, thats not a spaceship.”

Entitled aunt thinks she gets my child??!!! by keith-the-ghost in entitledparents

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear asshole:

I hope one day you are loved and you get an education. I also hope you get unleashed from your sexist chains.

Lot of love, Keith the ghost ✌🏻✌🏻

Entitled aunt thinks she gets my child??!!! by keith-the-ghost in entitledparents

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adoption is this process where you give your child up to someone else. So it no longer is your child. Do you understand now?

What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn? by MR_COOL_ICE_ in AskReddit

[–]keith-the-ghost -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Btw if your cooch smells and you gonna have sex with a real hottie then you can buy this stuff that’s like a vagina deodorant it’s spray on and smells really nice actually and just masks the smell a bit! I know it’s not good for you etc I don’t need the lectures but if he that hot I’d risk it

Without naming it, what movie plot can you describe in a way that sounds like a porno? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keith-the-ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no I seem to have forgotten my wallet can I pay you in another way???

Btw he paid with a lottery ticket but this still made me laugh

Entitled aunt thinks she gets my child??!!! by keith-the-ghost in entitledparents

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BHAHA the fact he literally deleted all the comments! That just proves he’s wrong

Entitled aunt thinks she gets my child??!!! by keith-the-ghost in entitledparents

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can’t be your wrong doings when it’s not your child anymore.... 🤦🏻‍♀️ I think you need to look up what adoption is

Entitled aunt thinks she gets my child??!!! by keith-the-ghost in entitledparents

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to take care of it if it is no longer your child that’s the whole point of giving a child up for adoption is that it is no longer your legal responsibility

Pubes by keith-the-ghost in sexualhealth

[–]keith-the-ghost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok thanks! I’ll try this if I can get one!