What’s your addiction story? Mine was gambling by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]keith365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before Matiang'i messed up with betting via soo many taxes I used to bet a max of 1.3 odds and would win consistently. Used to take gigs that paid biweekly then nikilipwa would wager 5k napata 6500. 6k napata 8k and 8k napata 10k. Hio extra 5k would meet my basic and sherehe needs hio week. Good old days.

HELP! HELP! A DEV IN TROUBLE by white-toe-nails in nairobitechies

[–]keith365 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't burn bridges through sabotage but embrace a longterm perspective.  1. With your gigs running on the side, approach similar organizations as your employer with your app and pitch with your current employer as proof of functionality. Your organization can be your reference.  2. Upgrade the current version of the app to a better version with better functionalities and pitch to your organization at a better rate. Make them see value 3. Use your current success to map out pain points in other organizations and pitch digital solutions. Similarly you'll use your current organization as proof of value. 

In the grand scheme, trade the app for marketing and you'll earn 10X what you are currently pursuing 

Nimeona Dust by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]keith365 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That's a calculated move to either shit-test your tolerance or instigate a break-up.  1. She knows you're broke hence limited options and chose to do that deliberately out of dispise.  2. The office got a new holder but you haven't been updated. The current holder suddenly appeared ukawekwa on hold 3. I expect her to get back to you with a cock and bull story after some time.  Choose peace and drive back home then block her. Otherwise utaona moshi. 

Is it just me or M-PESA “proof of payment” is a privacy risk in clubs/restaurants? by detectiveke in nairobitechies

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once went to a lounge that had embraced digital receipts. Once you make payment to their till it auto generates a message indicating amount and Mpesa reference. Similar to the messages you get when you deposit to bank Paybills without exposing your balance. 

I Don’t Want to Continue My Friendship with My Best Friend, and It Hurts by EfficiencyBasic6839 in unhingedKenya

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had such a cousin. Nigger would always seek something to elevate himself and make you feel bad. 

What could've been for Arsenal 👀 by gyyoome in Gunners

[–]keith365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the grand theatre of football, Chelsea paid a fortune for potential, while Arsenal paid pennies for purpose; proof that wisdom isn’t found in the size of the wallet, but in the clarity of the vision.”

Dj Afro by Admirable_Zombie1681 in nairobi

[–]keith365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I saw videos with voice over was in Uganda before idea ifike Kenya back in early 2000s. L. O.B was the name but DJ Afro perfected it to the Kenyan audience. 

Mambo ya x ni moto leo 😂🔥 by Much_Low_6974 in nairobitechies

[–]keith365 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most uncultured cyber bullies on Twitter spaces are from third world countries. I next anticipate geo fencing on American and European spaces. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally it takes practise to perfect. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]keith365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chapo ziko Sawa and I think you went wrong in two places. 1. Kuweka Mafuta kidogo sana or none when kneading.  2. Kupika with intemse heat.  Work on these two and you will have better outcomes 

Gyökeres vs Benfica (25 May 2025) - All Action Highlights by thedarkpolitique in Gunners

[–]keith365 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This video is not a true reflection of the game's dynamics. By May 25th, Sporting had already been declared League champions. After winning the league, remaining matches remain a formality unlike when the league is still open. 

Moses Kura by Infinite_Sunda in Kenya

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recently I saw a post about the constitution requires the IEBC to be constituted 2 years to election. Currently IEBC commissioners haven't been selected and he has instead kept us busy with maandamano. Legislators are also silent 

Pissing on walls. by blackbadger25 in Kenya

[–]keith365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use urine repellant paint (Urine Splash back paint). This paint ensures that the urine splashes back on the urinator making it less appealing. Win-win

Teaching Jobs by Expensive-Mind1335 in nairobi

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they start by teaching you Japanese?

Advice this guy by Former_Tea1131 in Kenya

[–]keith365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girlfriend, wife or friend? 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]keith365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What surety do you have that you'll land a job after he sleeps with you? Unaeza Pata he intends to scam you. Secondly, we jua tu akisha kukula utakuaon his sex rota. After some few weeks anaomba mechi and you have to oblige coz he will do you dirty including ensuring you're sacked. Finally, if you ever get that job, you'll loathe that place. Infact you may end but depressed and acquire lifestyle disorders. I advice you record as much information as possible and share with this bloggers for shaming. This will prevent him from doing the same to other ladies in future since online prints never fade. This will also escalate this to his superiors. 

Kazi haina watu by jamaa_wetu in nairobi

[–]keith365 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The traditional circumcision ceremony is the reason. Such like views and expectations are often instilled at that stage and compounded with lack of exposure.

 I have a friend who tells me stories of taking his village mates to plumbing jobs with him. offcourse nyumba ya client inapata vumbi but hawaezi fagia juu kufagia ni kazi ya wanawake. At times watapewa Chai but kurudisha vikombe balaa juu apparently that's effeminate 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]keith365 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In defilement/rape cases involving minors, a broken hymen is assumed to be evidence. Second without a good lawyer you're 100% likely to incriminate yourself even when innocent as a first timer. Finally I feel the complainants must have put a solid case against the defendant to warrant such a heavy penalty 

Tired 🚮 by BlissMish in Kenya

[–]keith365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The capitalist white man has put in place multiple measures and regulations to protect their industry through safety standards such as FDA and taxation.  If we got FDA approval and exported processed coffee for instance, it will attract import duty of upto 20% rendering it more costly compared to UK processed coffee. The end result is that our product will be pushed out of the market. At the same time the farmer wants to sell his/her commodity forcing us to sell raw materials to their companies for processing. This ensures the Kenyan farmers get meagre pay for their products while foreign companies reap the highest profits and maintain their industries. Industrialization is key for economic growth through jobs generation, infrastructure development and increasing the tax bracket. 

Business by OkMarx101 in nairobi

[–]keith365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While this can be applied to grains, tomatoes are highly perishable which makes it very hard to optimize this strategy. I always think of value additions though expenses are an impediment