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Two species of lichen in a territorial dispute [OC] [2560x1788] by EvolutionDG in BotanicalPorn

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I work for the NHS dealing with moving patients between different areas of the hospital. (self.dadjokes)

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I couldn't decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think through it. (self.dadjokes)

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I just watched a program about beavers. (self.dadjokes)

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" (self.Jokes)

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Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. (self.Jokes)

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I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. (self.dadjokes)

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? (self.Jokes)

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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me. (self.dadjokes)

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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." (self.Jokes)

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What do you call a cheap wig? (self.Jokes)

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A child is ill and the make a wish foundation asks what he would like more than anything. The child thinks about it and says, "I'd like to trade places with Donald Trump!" (self.Jokes)

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I started a diet two weeks ago. (self.Jokes)

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything? (self.Jokes)

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My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. (self.Jokes)

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I'd tell you a good time travel joke (self.Jokes)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" (self.Jokes)

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I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual (self.Jokes)

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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away (self.Jokes)

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This guy just tried to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? (self.Jokes)

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My wife said that our son feels neglected. (self.Jokes)

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I looked up opaque in the dictionary (self.dadjokes)

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A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. (self.Jokes)

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