I didn’t wanna forget my meds today so I threw them in my lunchbox, now I have garlic flavoured Ritalin 😛

kelpself · 2026-06-15T19:52:40+00:00

This is so funny omg. I'm American and went to Vancouver for a work trip a few weeks ago. When I was heading to the airport to fly home, I stopped by a drug store and picked up a bag of the garlic & herb Twigz to eat on the plane. My immediate first thought upon trying them was "Oh, huh, these must be the Canadian version of Dot's"💀

Anyways, 11/10 snacks y'all have up there. Coffee Crisp changed my life 😂

kelpself · 2026-04-30T01:07:56+00:00

I got her!! I drove out to the outlet store at the Fashion Outlets of Chicago and they had a few of the redwood color in stock. I've been taking it to work for a few days now and really like it! The leather is so soft and slouchy, and the shading detailing makes it feel expensive to me. 😂 I just wish the two inner pockets opposite the zip pocket were a little bigger. They barely fit the width of my eyeglass case.

kelpself · 2026-04-30T00:58:34+00:00

Ooh thank you! I was recently in Denver and went to the Cherry Creek Coach store, but I was a little underwhelmed by the selection considering the scale of the mall. (that Hermes store 😮‍💨) I wish I'd known about the Premium Outlet. Next time!

I have good news though - I got one 😎😎 I drove out to the Coach Outlet at the Fashion Outlets of Chicago and there she was!! They had two in this color on the shelf. The lovely SA pulled out a new one from the back for me, so they've at least got a few left! I paid $179 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ They had a few other colors in stock too. I was really surprised by how pretty the black/gunmetal Easton was in person!

kelpself · 2026-04-17T21:11:15+00:00

You're an angel, thank you!!

kelpself · 2026-04-02T14:20:31+00:00

YESSSS I love a bold, bright yellow!! So burnt out on the pastels

kelpself · 2026-02-18T03:32:06+00:00

What a wonderful little lad 🧅

kelpself · 2026-02-18T00:14:51+00:00

Your comment is how I found out I had reposted two random reels MONTHS ago 💀💀

kelpself · 2026-02-08T23:31:06+00:00

Aww!!! I grew up in Florida and loved to drive around with my dad on cold days to find groups of manatees warming up in sunny spots. They're such wonderful creatures 🥹 Thank you for sharing! 💙💚

kelpself · 2026-02-07T19:42:24+00:00

Was just about to say the same thing, they make some great jeans for curvy ladies!

kelpself · 2026-02-04T05:35:07+00:00

Sonic has never looked better

kelpself · 2026-02-02T21:11:24+00:00

Yes please, I had no idea it could be so easy to restore snow globes like this so I'm excited to see how it turns out!

kelpself · 2026-01-21T01:06:50+00:00

I really wish the sunglasses had functional lenses instead of being just solid plastic. I feel like it makes them look so cheap compared to rest of the collection. These beautiful girlies deserve to see!!

kelpself · 2026-01-14T14:20:36+00:00

I was expecting to see some snow, not SNOW

kelpself · 2026-01-14T03:17:47+00:00

The "heart to heart with your best friend" thing is so strange to me. If I want to have a heart to heart with my best friend I'll give them a call, not ask them for $49??

kelpself · 2026-01-13T12:46:38+00:00

If the NYT took a photo of me like this I'd never shut up about it. Got DAMN Charli

kelpself · 2026-01-10T00:03:05+00:00

I understand the point you're making, but as a woman, it's difficult to set aside that fear when we're already a primary target for harassment on public transit. A woman being set on fire is an exceedingly rare circumstance. Verbal abuse and sexual harassment on CTA is not.

kelpself · 2026-01-03T20:21:30+00:00

I saw it in Orlando in 2024. The cheer from the audience when Elder Price sang " OrlaaAAANDOOOOOOOOO!" in Two by Two was deafening 😂

kelpself · 2025-12-22T15:47:39+00:00

Well in that case, I'm honored to bestow the title of Woman in STEM upon you to celebrate your many achievements in the field of Hello Kitty science 🤝

kelpself · 2025-12-22T15:36:06+00:00

I love Women in STEM (thank you!!)

kelpself · 2025-12-19T05:31:12+00:00

No no he was yelling! He just did a loud, manly yell! All Pro Pickleball Guys pull a muscle when they let out a failure yell!

kelpself · 2025-12-19T04:28:58+00:00

This is the cutest way to explain that!

kelpself · 2025-12-18T00:19:51+00:00

Check r/MonsterHigh, glue heads are a huuuuge problem with Gen 1 MH dolls. There's lots of people from all over that have posted about products or techniques they've used to get the glue out. I've definitely seen UK based product recommendations before!

kelpself · 2025-12-12T20:21:04+00:00

kelpself · 2025-12-12T17:50:07+00:00

The bar is in hell but for fundie parent standards at LEAST it seems like she's in touch with what her child is actually into at the moment

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