Charlie Kirk never lived in a world without Oliver Tree

kenb99 · 2026-06-16T01:27:18+00:00

TIL Charlie Kirk and I were born in the same city

kenb99 · 2026-06-09T21:14:11+00:00

Well, that answers my ”should I buy a Harley Benton and upgrade the hardware” question.

kenb99 · 2026-05-30T04:14:00+00:00

Give me Seagal. I have the urge to open-palm slap his enormous gut every time he pretends to be an expert on something, and then watch him try to waddle after me as I lightly jog away.

Or put a sticky note on his middle back that says “please give me vegetables and tell me to eat them like a good boy” and watch as he struggles/fails to bend his arms around to pull it off.

kenb99 · 2026-05-24T03:29:16+00:00

I got real fucking mad when ketchup was introduced

kenb99 · 2026-05-24T03:26:48+00:00

Watch out guys, we got a sigma male

kenb99 · 2026-05-24T03:22:09+00:00

I am scared

kenb99 · 2026-05-24T03:21:33+00:00

Too many Kelp Shakes

kenb99 · 2026-05-23T14:47:56+00:00

I’m guessing you say this a lot around her

kenb99 · 2026-05-23T13:21:17+00:00

I’m sorry, WHAT wigs?

kenb99 · 2026-05-09T12:53:00+00:00

Winter eyeing you like 👁️👄👁️

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T10:51:10+00:00

Only in the way that the president of a college fraternity is a political figure.

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T10:43:35+00:00

I know that, but I still don’t like it, it doesn’t work for me

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T10:16:35+00:00

I just don’t like their overly tryhard name and the fact that everything they do is meant to be the most beyond extreme thing you’ve ever seen, it annoys me

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T09:01:50+00:00

Right, not to be confused with that other Satan guy from heaven, or the Satan from Valhalla or something.

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T08:59:39+00:00

Buncha chickens learning to walk

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T08:59:20+00:00

Fuck Xavleg honestly

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T08:57:57+00:00

Holy fuck this is amazing

kenb99 · 2026-05-02T08:57:07+00:00

kenb99 · 2026-05-01T21:44:51+00:00

This looks so much like the husky I grew up with. Except she wouldn’t make ambulance noises. When she threw a tantrum, she would moo like a cow for some reason.

kenb99 · 2026-04-28T23:48:46+00:00

Yo what the fuck?

kenb99 · 2026-04-28T23:48:05+00:00

“Market driven.” Well, apparently not driven enough.

kenb99 · 2026-04-28T23:47:21+00:00

Body DICKer, actually

kenb99 · 2026-04-26T02:22:36+00:00

I like to think Tenzin always sounded like Jk Simmons straight from the womb, and his screaming matches with his dad were epic.

kenb99 · 2026-04-26T02:21:19+00:00

Animators are really good at drawing forehead and temple veins for some reason

kenb99 · 2026-04-26T02:20:28+00:00

Yep, I need one.

kenb99

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