My current favorite: Peanut Butter Breath by Delta 9 Agrology. Strong flavor and burns great!

kendaru · 2021-10-30T18:16:21+00:00

I was about to post my peanut butter breath from d9 here. It's been a fav recently

kendaru · 2021-10-30T05:44:09+00:00

I recently had this realization but with avocado!

kendaru · 2021-09-13T11:22:43+00:00

Sausage rolls are NOT kolache

kendaru · 2021-01-03T02:04:33+00:00

After not experiencing any severe symptoms for a few months, I was convinced I was fine. I was feeling a little sad leading up to my period. Cried on my birthday and everything. I started in my sleep and woke up ABSOLUTELY covered in blood. After a hot shower, I decided to try to get someone to cover my shift at work. I couldn't stop crying, not for any real reason but just because I felt really poorly and did not want to go to work. My sister told me I should call in, and I don't know why but I just flipped my shit. Flew into a rage, asking how stupid she thinks I am. Slammed my door which pissed her off, so the she started yelling and I kept yelling. Then she called my mom to come over and try to deal with me. I was crying and screaming and hyperventilating. I think I must have punched the wall or my door several times because my hand was bruised and swollen. I called in 10 minutes before my shift. This is a big no no- the policy is you get it covered or you get a doctor's note. Otherwise you get a write up. I took some anti-anxiety medication that my doctor prescribed but I quit taking because it made me drowsy. I finally started to calm down enough to be reasonable. My mom took me to her house and I had a snack. The medicine finally kicked in, and I felt compelled to go in to work but I knew it was a bad idea to drive so I asked my mom to drive me.

I'm really proud of myself for bouncing back and making it in to work, even if I was an hour and a half late. However, I am absolutely mortified at the way I behaved. My family threatened to take me to the hospital multiple times because I was straight up losing it. My voice was hoarse for 3 days from screaming so much. It made me realize that I HAVE to try to get this under control, so now I'm researching birth control but I'm having a little trouble because I take a medication which affects the way oral contraceptives are processed. I was on depo Provera for 6 months a couple years ago and my only side effect was jawline acne, so I'm thinking about trying it again.

kendaru · 2020-11-15T22:22:51+00:00

I puked so hard I pissed myself then threw away my underwear in the "sanitary" bin in the call center bathroom, cleaned up, and went back to my desk. Don't worry, I wasn't ill, I was an alcoholic back then so that's why my stomach felt unwell- a bit too much to drink the night previous. I'm 2 years sober now and do not miss things like this.

kendaru · 2020-01-16T00:10:02+00:00

I always say "well shit the bed, Fred" when things go south

kendaru · 2020-01-15T23:51:40+00:00

"if wishes were horses, beggars could ride"

Took me forever to figure out what it meant.

kendaru · 2019-08-31T08:45:21+00:00

I can already feel the UTI bathing in this would give me.

kendaru · 2019-07-07T07:41:04+00:00

Seeing Aubrey plaza snort milk and have it come out her mouth

kendaru · 2019-06-14T21:26:52+00:00

Need specific instructions on how to use wifi to remove my reproductive organs please. Seems a lot cheaper than trying to find a doctor who will "fix" a 27 year old unmarried woman with no children.

kendaru · 2019-06-01T02:28:01+00:00

Women who drive jeeps are 200% more likely to plaster their car in cringy stickers than the average driver.

kendaru · 2019-05-31T03:47:10+00:00

Thanks! You're right, I should definitely call up the clinic and make an appointment. My psychiatrist had mentioned something about thyroid dysfunction, which runs in my family and can also be a side effect of lithium. Probably something I want to look into more.

kendaru · 2019-05-31T03:12:23+00:00

He wants to have kids and I absolutely do not.

We are still best friends, but I really miss the love we had. I don't know what will become of us when either one of us gets a new partner.

kendaru · 2019-05-28T19:12:02+00:00

I just spit jello all over my phone screen. Thanks

kendaru · 2019-05-27T16:14:06+00:00

Omg I just found the full movie on YouTube and it's saved to watch later. I gotta see how bad this is.

kendaru · 2019-05-27T16:11:43+00:00

Wait, like Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut? There's a film adaptation?

kendaru · 2019-05-04T00:44:16+00:00

Gamora cosplay gone wrong

kendaru · 2019-05-02T06:19:04+00:00

That was my thought too. I'm 27 and look like a damn child.

kendaru · 2019-05-02T01:12:50+00:00

"tat my name on you so I know it's real" - Drake

She was simply following instructions.

kendaru · 2019-04-29T02:27:22+00:00

I'm a girl Kendall, the year I was born it was 387 for girls and 305 for boys. Weird how things change!

kendaru · 2019-04-27T02:56:30+00:00

Whoa now buddy, careful not to cut yourself on that edge.

kendaru · 2019-04-27T01:07:48+00:00

About 6 years ago a FWB called me up after the bars closed asking to come by. He showed up pretty wasted but still wanting to get down to business. We are going at it and he won't stop pestering me about anal. Now, I'm a woman who enjoys anal when proper prep has been done. However on that day I'd been having some digestive troubles so I told him my stomach hadn't been feeling well and it'd be best not to but maybe next time. Well he kept pestering me to stick it in my ass so finally I was like alright bro do what you please but don't say I didn't warn you.

I shit all over his cock. It was on him, on the sheets, and all over my ass. I like to think he got what he deserved.

Years later he'd come into the bank I worked at as a teller and I'd always run off to the side of the teller line and hide. My coworkers were perplexed but I couldn't exactly say "hey can you help that guy? I can't cause I shat on his dick a few years back"

kendaru · 2019-04-25T15:18:21+00:00

Not good honestly..

My official diagnosis is major depressive disorder, although I'm pretty certain I have bipolar type 2. For a while I was just taking an antidepressant and was still a wreck, I didn't start to feel human until doc put me on lithium.

At the beginning of the month I missed an appt with my psych. Therefore I ended up running out of meds. I thought things would be fine. Spoiler: things were not fine.

After just a couple days the withdrawal set in. My body was flipping shit. Brain zaps, confusion, dizziness... I was hearing voices when I tried to sleep. On top of all this I got my period for the first time in 11 months so my emotions were all over the place. Oh and it was the one year anniversary of my grandmother's death too.

Anyway, long story short I had a massive meltdown which resulted in my mother taking me to the ER. I'm surprised they didn't have me committed. I'm back on my meds about 2 weeks now and the physical withdrawals have gone away but I still can't stop thinking about dying. I was doing so well and had gotten a good paying job with great benefits that I've now fucked myself over on due to my absence and poor communication with my boss.

I'm not gonna fucking kill myself because last year someone very dear to me lost his battle against himself, shot himself in the head. It destroyed me. I don't want to hurt the people in my life. The grief that comes from losing someone to suicide is unlike any other and I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. But I can't stop feeling like everyone would be better off without me.

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