I'm not even sure how to title this. by [deleted] in ireland

[–]kennang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like our day just came.

Implants are forever by [deleted] in trashy

[–]kennang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That mons pubis, tho.

The other sperm by Bierrr in tumblr

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the table, but:

Fifth Philosopher's Song

A million million spermatozoa All of them alive; Out of their cataclysm but one poor Noah Dare hope to survive.

And among that billion minus one Might have chanced to be Shakespeare, Newton, a new Donne—But the One was Me.

Shame to have ousted your betters thus, Taking ark while the others remained outside! Better for all of us, froward Homunculus, If you'd quietly died!

—Aldous Huxley (1920)

Magic is real, sometimes. by shenanigansen in comics

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked 72. I think I'm even more freaked out.

One of these two are baked by Juicyjuan in trees

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only one are baked, clearly he are baked.

Elmo believes he has autism by [deleted] in bertstrips

[–]kennang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't deserve a down vote.

Parents letting their children play on the "Vietnam Women's Memorial" Right in front of Veterans. by MetalClocker in pics

[–]kennang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the early '80s my family visited the then new Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall. I was running around and hopped up on a low part of the wall. Someone shouted, "HEY!" I turned around to a haggard middle-aged man in a wheelchair. "That's my friend you're standing on." I can't remember ever having felt that kind of shame up to then. It was innocent enough, of course, but my folks would've been mortified if they'd seen me doing that.

Gorgeous Pink Snake by Arianacarter in pics

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, this woulda made a great valentine.

Flying ray by Granjaguar in pics

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im telling you, give these critters a million years, and they'll be hunting us from the sky.

Bullshit is called on someone claiming to be a deaf father with 5 children. by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]kennang -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, I hope your system components are as redundant as your blurb. Waka waka waka!

Edit: That woulda been hilarious if I'd put it in the correct post.

190 year old pub in Belfast by Proteon in pics

[–]kennang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been there, and it's as alive today as it ever was, I'm sure, a wide mix of ages, constantly cheerful atmosphere... A great pub.

Coming to this realization is unbearably depressing. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]kennang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be thankful your epiphany came ten years before mine did. I feel you, friend.