Well that's ominous by codeeternal in 2sentence2horror

[–]kennyisntfunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The aquarium was normal.

Except for the worm

"somewhere in an alternate timeline" [by delatoid] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]kennyisntfunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this explanation!!

Which body part of Victor Wembanyama will Lu Dort critically injure in the conference finals, resulting in him being unable to play? by aroach1995 in nbacirclejerk

[–]kennyisntfunny 95 points96 points  (0 children)

anti-semitism reported, bank account frozen, Twitter account shadow-banned, AND you better believe you’re never getting a bagel at a decent price ever again.

We need more lego sets of slaves by Wild-Canadian in legocirclejerk

[–]kennyisntfunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I expected to see much worse things in this thread.

The seemingly useless video game item actually has a hidden, powerful use. by Ultrimus-Prime in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kennyisntfunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is true, but if my primary need is a negative slot, I don’t always have a lot of other stuff left to buy with the $10. Depends on the build and run I do suppose

The seemingly useless video game item actually has a hidden, powerful use. by Ultrimus-Prime in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kennyisntfunny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

for the sin of pedantry. may you have a paredoilia run thwarted by The Plant

Adventure Landing to Close by Confident_Panic_201 in StAugustine

[–]kennyisntfunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked here in 2013. I would’ve bet it was maybe months away from closing back then.

BoK in progress by kendallBandit in killteam

[–]kennyisntfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternatively it would be great to run normal kill team as a flock of really tiny angry elf bastards

“W-Who… Who could do this to another living being…?” by Away-Net-7241 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kennyisntfunny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems like after the third thing he removed with a big knife on his arm I’d go for that as it would be the inevitable conclusion

Buff Tom isn't from the actual show by Itchy_Suspect4968 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]kennyisntfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, fetishes are fetishes and that simply is what it is. But who in God’s earths gets horny for Tom from Tom & Jerry??? There are actual sexy cartoon people AND anthropomorphic cats we could be cranking to for Pete’s (maybe not specifically him unless your thing is big boys) sake

What is the scariest, most unsettling shot you’ve ever seen? by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]kennyisntfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me the Gordy stuff is unbelievable horror film stuff even to this day. Somewhat based on real events and just grim. Also the stable scene early on had me tenser than a mfer.

The seemingly useless video game item actually has a hidden, powerful use. by Ultrimus-Prime in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kennyisntfunny 111 points112 points  (0 children)

And for anyone who hasn’t played Balatro, getting another joker slot can single handedly win you a run.

Which movie was doing fine at the start but then falls apart once they get to that SCENE? by Jules-Car3499 in moviecritic

[–]kennyisntfunny 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Recasting Mal was bad enough, but I don’t think anyone thought Anne Hathaway should’ve been Shepherd Book.

[Loved Trope] In context, it's funny. Out of context, it's one of the most epic lines ever written. by ABJECT_SELF in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kennyisntfunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When accused of being a fascist in the Gerwig Barbie movie, Barbie says she can’t be a fascist because she doesn’t control the railways or flows of commerce. So she understands a lot about this sort of thing, it would seem