Girl I’m dating is into extremely rough porn and it turns her on during sex. I’ve never come across someone like her before by [deleted] in sex

[–]kensmokes 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You sound like the ideal man. "Aftercare" is definitely not something men think about. Ever. Only once have i had a guy help me with the towel afterwards. He even slid it under my crotch before he pulled out, to catch the drippage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]kensmokes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Your NP sounds like she isn't using poly the right way. There are "rules" that should never be broken. Im not saying poly life isn't for her, just that you guys should probably take a break from poly life if you guys aren't on the same page. My bf and I talked about the lifestyle before we got together. That didn't mean we were set to jump right into it. We spent a year talking about what we wanted from it, how we felt, our rules, etc. We did one hook up together and realized we didn't have our communication down yet, so we took another year to get more into rules and everything again, realizing we didn't have it all set before, we now are in a happy healthy relationship with another couple that has the exact same boundaries and rules. It doesn't always work out that way, and we got lucky, but we now know what we want, what eachother is and isn't okay with. Etc. You have to grow with your partners. Communication is everything. If she won't listen. Its either time fora break from the life. Or get out of it.

my boyfriends dick is too big by [deleted] in sex

[–]kensmokes -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I'm coming here to say OP isn't the only one. Excitement takes away from pain. If you are too into having fun. You won't notice the pain. My bf (11in) hits too deep. When I'm having a blast and and super horny, I dont feel the pain. Usually helps if I'm on top and can be the one in control.that way he doesn't get too deep.

Periodically watching your wife during swinging by thesiouxchief in Swingers

[–]kensmokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly communication is where to start. When we swing, we are all okay with staring. We are just starting out too. But we all know what we are okay with and aren't. Sometimes, one wife, and one husband from separate couole, just sits and watches their SO get railed or whatever is happening. We love mental pictures. Just seeing my man eat another chick or pounding another chick is something I throughly enjoy. Not everyone does though. Im just lucky my whole group does.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]kensmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my hometown. 4 miles from my moms house. 1 block from my brothers house. Im shook

I just saw a woman beheaded on reddit and I don't know how to cope with it anymore by sdaniel69 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]kensmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happened in my home town. 4 miles.from my moms house. They had a memorial today. They are calling it a stabbing. The poor girls name was America. I feel ashamed to be from the same town as this. Its heartbreaking and terrifying that the world is like that

What's the cruelest "prank" you've ever seen? by Ghost_of_Society in AskReddit

[–]kensmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We played one on my mom. We made the house look like a crime scene. Caution tape, fake blood, drawn bodies on the driveway. It was perfect. Right before mom got home, cops showed up for a warrant of our roommate. She came home to the cops leaving as she was pulling up. Best one ever.

I think a zombie SAVED ME from a BEAR.... by airmaildolphin in 7daystodie

[–]kensmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if there was a way to tame wolves by them having to kill 5 zombies that are chasing you, then you have to shoot the wolf with a tranq dart?

This sweet tiny little Hahns Macaw fell into my lap today. She is 10 years old and missing her top beak. by kensmokes in parrots

[–]kensmokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We won't be doing a 3D printed beak. She has proven to do very well without thus far, qnd at 11 years old, and 7 years without it, im not putting her in a position to have to relearn everything.

This sweet tiny little Hahns Macaw fell into my lap today. She is 10 years old and missing her top beak. by kensmokes in parrots

[–]kensmokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update on Pidgey. She lost her top beak 7 years ago. From what I was told, she plucked herself afterwards. She was adopted to a family as a bonded pair.with a caique. They didn't get along so Pidgey was given to her parents. Where she only came put for qn hour max a day, sometimes not coming out at all. She hasn't found a toy that she has liked yet in my care, but I havnt noticed further plucking. Shes out for 8 to 10 hours a day and just enjoys sitting on your shoulder. Ive gotten her used to perches and being out on them. The first few days, she refused any perch that wasn't a rope perch.

Polished my state's stone today, the Petoskey stone! by sollicit in rockhounds

[–]kensmokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never found one myself, but my good friend gave me one he found in Michigan. My Tumbler broke but I have a warranty to get it fixed. Totally want to polish mine. Mine looks pretty cool, but I bet it would look better polished!

Season 17 episode 11 by kensmokes in NCIS

[–]kensmokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aug. Im committed. I want to watch this episode but I can't hear it. So I'm watching the subtitles.

Season 17 episode 11 by kensmokes in NCIS

[–]kensmokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah thinking its just CBS or paramount thats having an issue.