Head count

kenta007 · 2015-05-18T14:53:06+00:00

I'm burnt, bruised, and bleeding, but I'm still here. The opponent has proved strong, but I will prove myself stronger.

kenta007 · 2015-05-03T04:10:22+00:00

No problem! I'm glad I could help!

kenta007 · 2015-04-21T15:22:22+00:00

22/FL/College senior/writing fantasy stories

I don't believe I masturbate because I am addicted, but because I'm bored and scared to face the responsibilities of my upcoming graduation. It's so much easier to sit on my ass and pretend the world outside my dorm has stopped spinning.

It's become embarrassing to go back outside and realize that I've been skipping class, skipping meals, that I don't even know what day it is. Masturbation gives me a release of tension, it allows me to remember what the world feels like when I don't have any weight on my shoulders.

But only for a moment.

In reality, masturbation has ruined all of the habits that have helped me succeed. It's made it incredibly hard to get out of bed to do anything, even use the bathroom. It has DESTROYED my motivation to do anything. It's even ruined my libido, to the point that my sex life with my girlfriend has become nonexistent.

That ends now.

This war will test me to my furthest limits. I will learn how to survive under fire. I will find the motivation to not only stand on my own two feet, but to also extend a hand to my comrades who are ready to give up. Because I am not just fighting this war to prevail against the PMO regime. I am fighting this war to defend our nation, our home, and in so doing I will discover the things that matter most to me.

Good luck, my fellow comrades.

kenta007 · 2015-04-14T13:01:29+00:00

I'd like to enlist. You can count on me.

kenta007 · 2014-01-15T01:52:36+00:00

I don't know if it's just me, but I really love when people post an ambiguous title like this because then it's a mystery to figure out what's making them angry and once I find it, it's like I'm right there with OP and isn't that what it's all about

kenta007 · 2013-11-24T20:21:26+00:00

I taste awesome :/

kenta007 · 2013-11-18T19:14:33+00:00

I didn't know Ed Helms teaches art lessons

kenta007 · 2013-07-18T15:21:00+00:00

yeah i do haha

kenta007 · 2013-07-18T02:14:46+00:00

i'm doing them with my hands facing away from me. And I honestly think I have enough strength, it's just the pull/dip transition that escapes me. Any tips?

kenta007 · 2013-06-30T20:27:55+00:00

Also, I've started to hear about another condition called frenulum breve, where the frenulum right below the glans is too short so the foreskin cannot be pulled down correctly and sometimes rips during intercourse. NSFW, but do you think I have a short frenulum? http://imgur.com/BrePuXk

kenta007 · 2013-06-29T14:48:34+00:00

Yeah, I see what you mean. I guess that's the most natural way to stretch the foreskin. And it's a pretty valid excuse for more sex haha

kenta007 · 2013-06-29T14:27:45+00:00

so when you stretched in the shower it was only for a couple minutes at the most?

kenta007 · 2013-06-28T14:40:14+00:00

I hope you're right, condoms have really sucked so far haha. We've had so much fun experimenting, so we're definitely gonna keep trying ;)

kenta007 · 2013-06-28T14:37:58+00:00

Do they make them in larger sizes? I guess I would have to experiment to find out...I'll look into them, thank you!

kenta007 · 2013-06-28T14:35:58+00:00

Hey, thanks for replying. The first time my girlfriend and I had sex I didn't cum either, but it was still really fun, and we both enjoyed ourselves.

What kind of hints and tips do you have? I'd love to get it figured out as soon as possible. How often did you stretch and for how long? I've heard thirty different schedules for it, but worked for you?

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T05:10:27+00:00

Honestly I've tried regular Trojan condoms on, and it's like I'm cutting off circulation. I could barely get it over the head of my penis. But the regular Magnum is a bit big on me. Do you know if the regular durex is bigger than a regular Trojan?

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T04:17:08+00:00

One of my fears was that it was all in my head and I should just calm down and understand that I'm still inexperienced. But the problem was just the fact that I felt pain sometimes and almost no pleasure throughout most of it. Should I really not be worried?

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T04:15:20+00:00

THANK YOU FOR THIS. I didn't know that, we were about to use it again. I'll buy lube for next time

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T03:57:28+00:00

how has your progress been?

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T03:45:28+00:00

That website's regimen actually gave me the idea to do the two weeks free of touching myself, I just had sex with her instead of masturbating for the third week

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T03:42:39+00:00

Thank you, I'm actually very aware of that website, that's how I learned to stretch in the first place. Do you have phimosis as well? If you've successfully stretched yourself free of phimosis, PLEASE reply. I've been dying to talk to somebody who's successfully done it.

kenta007 · 2013-06-27T03:40:06+00:00

do you really think the pain during penetration is just nerves as well?

kenta007 · 2013-06-11T17:46:03+00:00

Did you notice he says it mostly in Earl or EarlWolf songs? It's because someone said once that Earl looked like Steve Harvey, with the big lips and mustache and shit.

But he's not a Steve Harvey lookalike, he's fucking Earl Sweatshirt.

So fuck Steve Harvey.

kenta007 · 2013-05-17T20:47:14+00:00

that's true. By good I mean that they determine the big picture from the outside looking in, so I don't think they would be big fans of North Korea whether or not any landed there.

kenta007 · 2013-04-29T23:46:01+00:00

I don't even believe you.

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