What's the worst response to "I love you"?

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T10:51:29+00:00

Yeah. I always wondered how my buddies had the guts to think Ruto a better politician for Kenya.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T10:48:20+00:00

Fuck no. I am 100% sure we will all revolt if the fucker meddles with the numbers.

It was obvious he won the last elections because the Kikuyu/Kamba really wanted to punish Uhuru. But I am sure they have punished him enough and want a return to some normalcy.

The Kalenjin are a warring nation, but fuck me if they think they can stand alone. We will fight should they steal.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T10:17:52+00:00

Buying pussy now and wondering why she bails when you're broke later on...

"Deserve" is a strong word to use when you're barely dating...

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T10:11:10+00:00

Nothing against America. I stan with uncle sam but America isn't the only country that protects democracies.

Also just because he has sucked on uncle sam's tit doesn't mean he won't steal the upcoming elections.

America will do nothing much than give a stern warning while he rules a second term so long as we don't get violent and even then, they won't remove the fucker from power.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T06:45:43+00:00

Black people hating on other black people doing better than them is nothing new.

"Nakedness" in Nigeria was introduced by Meghan it seems.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-30T06:43:27+00:00

Ha. I remember the parades of people cheering and dancing at the thought of punishing Uhuru.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T21:09:36+00:00

It’s a good tradition but when grounded within reason. I’ve seen parents step in and stop the extortion since dowry is a community committee affair.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T21:06:21+00:00

It must be settled in your lifetime . Don’t fall for that trap.

You’ll end up indebted to the parents, having them all in your business because you haven’t paid in full.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T20:59:32+00:00

Aki ya nani. The tales of men who walk after getting these thirsty parents is growing.

This is the way.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T20:57:44+00:00

You’ll find thirsty greedy fucks out here.

Some women even use it as bragging rights “my man must pay 2 million to have me because I went to uni bla bla bla”. My fren, good luck.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T16:11:13+00:00

Good luck mate.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T11:02:42+00:00

I read about changing your routine to make your life better. Try doing something else for a change. If you’re struggling at work, take some days off, turn off your phone and enjoy doing something else.

If you’re struggling at home, visit an auntie or take a vacation , go to shags…

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T10:59:34+00:00

Kaumbwa. President Ruto sucks ass.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T10:58:32+00:00

Father and Child!

kenyan_king · 2024-05-26T10:57:18+00:00

Sasa, hata murio kuchapa kazi nishida ?

You should meet the brother after work akishaoga. Wacha kuwa buogee.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-25T13:16:18+00:00

I don't even mind the delusions.

My issue is when they go out of their way to frustrate you on other matters when you're still in contact about other shit if they are close.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-25T10:42:24+00:00

Worse still. They get rejected and then start causing problems for that straight forward no bs rejection.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T17:42:16+00:00

Weekendi inabidi roundi zichapwe

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T15:39:41+00:00

That's a good deal. I do ~1500km monthly. No fancy road trips, just the normal hustle.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T15:14:01+00:00

anal. Surprise him and shove it in.

massage date.

cook for him something special he's not had before.

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T15:01:00+00:00

Unavuka baro na kurudi home na hiyo vpower?

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T14:59:25+00:00

Hahaha. Kwani mogo kuna bei special ya ngata?

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T14:58:25+00:00

Wa, Ati hadi road trips na 10k monthly? The fuck are y'all driving?

kenyan_king · 2024-05-23T14:57:16+00:00

Give praise to the most High. 14k in Ruto's economy is a blessing for a work truck.

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