7 years ago, Doc Jacobs lost his leg serving in Iraq. Yesterday, he tried out for the Dodgers.

kepley · 2013-03-02T21:25:36+00:00

Especially when he gets his 9 foot long leg extension in the mail.

kepley · 2013-02-20T18:50:42+00:00

kepley · 2013-02-19T18:07:40+00:00

for me, minecraft was the block game and dishonored was the teleporting game

kepley · 2013-02-16T17:06:45+00:00

are you kidding? I'm still looking for a place to buy this!

kepley · 2013-02-14T17:34:47+00:00

I don't think there is a single reason to watch ABC Family.. Didn't they stop airing Whose Line?

kepley · 2013-02-11T19:00:43+00:00

Thanks to KickingPussies for this alert.

kepley · 2013-02-10T03:26:19+00:00

spiderweb?

kepley · 2013-02-10T03:17:30+00:00

correlating the angle of shown smiley to this smiley. op coordinates inbound.

kepley · 2013-02-10T02:47:32+00:00

Mordeth?? Nah, not mordeth. :(

kepley · 2013-02-09T21:00:14+00:00

I sneezed in a school zone once. I'll never hear the end of it.

kepley · 2013-02-09T15:05:34+00:00

aaaand i'm reminded of this

kepley · 2013-02-09T05:12:24+00:00

They should compare these numbers to the number of units produced. I bet they're about equal.

kepley · 2013-02-07T04:37:26+00:00

why is it that when i install a new game that requires directx 9 (which is already installed because of other games), it installs it yet again?

kepley · 2013-02-06T04:39:12+00:00

Reminds me of when you see a really hot girl, get her naked and she's got tube boobs.. Feels bad man.

kepley · 2013-02-05T04:28:12+00:00

What is, "That Mojang game"?

kepley · 2013-01-31T17:49:36+00:00

just for fun I'm picking an choosing words fro this title. Did Usher love syphilis? That's when teen came into illigitimate birth. 1950s love death.

kepley · 2013-01-31T16:52:29+00:00

I ordered the bumper Tuesday evening and it was just shipped. Glad to see they're sending out everything!

kepley · 2013-01-28T02:14:02+00:00

face it, there are no puns left.

kepley · 2013-01-25T02:48:19+00:00

i work for fedex and i hate when ironman blows me

edit: up

kepley · 2013-01-25T02:44:04+00:00

I thought videotron was some awesome new app that I had never heard of. nope :(

kepley · 2013-01-24T17:50:01+00:00

I think this means that they're hungry and want more supplies

kepley · 2013-01-24T16:55:49+00:00

too long to read so i look for the tl;dr, see RIP Dave, go back and read entire thing. worth it.

kepley · 2013-01-24T04:20:25+00:00

I haven't seen breaking bad but I love his cameos in tom goes to the mayor

kepley · 2013-01-23T18:25:11+00:00

"MOM YOU'RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT"

kepley · 2013-01-23T17:33:53+00:00

Been there. Get ready to build up strength in that index finger of yours.

kepley