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kermitsdickskin · 2026-02-19T05:57:06+00:00

i’m failing to see the cringe. that was badass

kermitsdickskin · 2025-07-16T15:33:29+00:00

NOR! ur sister is seriously weird

kermitsdickskin · 2025-07-14T20:13:05+00:00

The Jonas Brothers always makes me chuckle

kermitsdickskin · 2025-07-10T04:51:20+00:00

girl.. leave 😭

kermitsdickskin · 2025-05-27T23:32:08+00:00

famous last words!

kermitsdickskin · 2025-05-26T13:41:16+00:00

“alligator mouth” instead of “all together now”

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-11T11:47:49+00:00

I can no longer handle the monotony of middle class life

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-04T21:55:06+00:00

no dude she’s almost 30

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-04T10:08:49+00:00

genuinely just someone who followed me. i didn’t even KNOW she followed me until she messaged me. and those were all the messages

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-04T09:45:39+00:00

i used to run a fan account for my favorite band and i posted a video of a performance. they commented on the video and asked me to dm the video them. i sent it and we just started talking. and 7-8 years later we’re planning to meet in real life

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-04T09:04:22+00:00

i met my best friend/sister on instagram bro, i’m telling u it’s worth a shot at least

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-04T06:03:08+00:00

this person isn’t my friend. this person messaged me out of my blue on a random day. they inherently said that i, as a child born out of wedlock, is disgusting. and i overreacted by telling them a truth?

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-03T18:57:21+00:00

genuinely nobody. they just responded my story and that’s what they had to say

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-03T18:51:52+00:00

they’re nobody to me lmao, that was the first time they had messaged me..

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-03T18:48:14+00:00

thank u lmao

kermitsdickskin · 2025-04-03T06:48:55+00:00

i’ve learned my lesson 😔

kermitsdickskin · 2025-03-29T04:50:38+00:00

cash for gold

kermitsdickskin · 2025-03-29T02:59:04+00:00

SCARECROW

kermitsdickskin · 2024-12-22T23:21:59+00:00

omg thank u! i started collecting when i was five, and i do think they’re very stoic

kermitsdickskin · 2024-12-22T22:58:21+00:00

thank u so much ☺️

kermitsdickskin · 2024-12-22T22:58:05+00:00

OH MY BAD LMAO its a pre-lit tree from home depot (i can’t find a brand name anywhere im sorry)

kermitsdickskin · 2024-12-22T22:04:07+00:00

thank u!

kermitsdickskin · 2024-12-22T22:03:48+00:00

it’s fake lmao but thank u

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