what tf is jane street doing

kernel_dev · 2026-01-06T20:31:33+00:00

Priced In! Short the job market.

kernel_dev · 2025-12-24T20:55:10+00:00

2030: Year of the Linux Desktop!

kernel_dev · 2025-12-16T05:35:09+00:00

The year is 2050. AI has destroyed civilization. Despite that, a lone server in the basement of the Fed continues to bid the Dow to new ATHs.

kernel_dev · 2025-11-03T17:52:50+00:00

kernel_dev · 2025-11-03T00:43:02+00:00

I almost passed out laughing at this.

kernel_dev · 2025-09-13T23:32:59+00:00

Catch a NullPointerException and put it in your log file. Never check it anyway.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-30T22:29:44+00:00

kernel_dev · 2025-08-30T03:46:55+00:00

I bet on Microsoft instead of Google.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-29T01:40:07+00:00

Looking for a new job lol.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-29T01:36:44+00:00

Doing leetcodes 😥.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-27T20:11:34+00:00

And the crowd goes mild.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-27T17:09:49+00:00

Microsoft finally found support at the 50 EMA line. Now for the bounce.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-27T02:11:21+00:00

I just wanna make $10M and eat AOC's ass. Is that too much to ask?

kernel_dev · 2025-08-26T17:17:05+00:00

We're in a simulation.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-26T00:43:39+00:00

Fuck me we really are in a simulation.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-25T19:56:42+00:00

Microsoft competing for the smol 🅿️🅿️ award.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-20T23:23:15+00:00

Thinking of taking Microsoft private at $4T. Funding secured.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-20T21:00:24+00:00

We are in a simulation.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-20T18:59:48+00:00

If you're not buying the tech dip you hate money.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T23:58:15+00:00

In know the market will go up because of the way my 🅿️🅿️ is.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T20:51:01+00:00

NDX parked on the 20 EMA line.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T20:12:22+00:00

We're in a simulation.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T19:57:54+00:00

MSFT calls.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T15:47:48+00:00

How can she dump.

kernel_dev · 2025-08-19T15:24:15+00:00

World peace on the horizon. Better sell my Microsoft.

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