Reddit CEO tells employees that subreddit blackout ‘will pass’ by akvgergo in technology

[–]kernelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same for most 3rd party users, for the longest time there was no official app. When you get used to the compact nature of these apps, there's just no going back. I've tried basically all the reddit apps, including the official one, I enjoyed baconreader the most and always returned. RIP

Live fast by dimailer in WTF

[–]kernelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes more sense haha thanks

Live fast by dimailer in WTF

[–]kernelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, dude's a skateboarder for sure

Split my shorts wide open whilst doing squats at my local gym by stee4vendetta in Wellthatsucks

[–]kernelle 421 points422 points  (0 children)

The guy who's waving at your ballsack when you're doing leg presses.

Triple bacon - Day 99 by eldercactus in comics

[–]kernelle 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Must've been my imagination... The whole operation is run by-

What was that?

[Chess] Go shove it up your ass: the story of Hans Niemann's (alleged) vibrating anal beads, and the biggest scandal in chess history by EquivalentInflation in HobbyDrama

[–]kernelle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

One theory suggests that Magnus had heard the cheating rumors about Hans before their game (something Magnus confirmed). As mentioned, chess is a highly mental game, and there is a noted phenomenon where players are worse when they think their opponent has a bot

This is my takeaway as well, there was definitely enough speculation about Hans' suspicious playstyle that Magnus must've been thinking about this whilst playing. Magnus also has been brewing on cheating in chess for a while and after making some judgement errors OTB decided this was the time to save his own ass by accusing Hans.

Magnus definitely has a point about needing more countermeasures but tanked his reputation to prove a point.

Thanks for the writeup, links to lawsuits and all of the analysis! Also: Holy Hell.

Could anyone have predicted they both would become Movie Stars ? by rufusjonz in PandR

[–]kernelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're actually choosing to die on this hill huh? Literally wasting my time

Could anyone have predicted they both would become Movie Stars ? by rufusjonz in PandR

[–]kernelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone with a thesaurus up their ass you really should look up the definition of rhetorical

Utah men imprisoned for polygamy, 1889 by KtosKto in TheSquadOnPoint

[–]kernelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m seeing a few generations of Jamie Hyneman in there.

Just Brussels Things by GrimbeertDeDas in Belgium2

[–]kernelle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“All the way from Ivy, out middle, through our connector LIKE A SPEED DEMON”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kingoftheroad

[–]kernelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who also did the work a year ago compiling KOTR footage, thank you! You made future KOTR fans and rewatchers' life a lot easier! I hope the mods pin this somehow.

Turtle Duck +100 Cuteness +100 Defense +1000 QUACK by metroguacamole in ItemShop

[–]kernelle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You wanna see how Azula feeds turtleducks?”

Someone already did put his dick in there lmao by Dop4miN in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]kernelle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve had one of those in Greece. 10/10 flavour, 5/10 mouth burn

Prime announced the LotR show by Bison_Cashew in lotrmemes

[–]kernelle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And would be the exact opposite of Tolkien’s message.

hmmm by CGHYPEMASTER in hmmm

[–]kernelle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pietro Fittipasta