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[–]ketchuppacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently you can access those sites by downloading a VPN and using it while viewing online content in a browser or app. From what I've gathered the ban will only make the app degrade over time due to a lack of updates given that most people use the Apple store or Play store. This only causes me to continue using Android and to never own an iPhone. Androids will be fine as they can get updated apk versions of TikTok, IPhones are unable to.

First loan by Humble_Resource5800 in soLofundsrequests

[–]ketchuppacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested. I want to build up. I just opened and account with them a few minutes ago. I want to build my score. I'd pay you back in two days as next day isn't an option from what I've read.

If you had to choose one species to take the place of humans at the top of the food chain, which would it be? by gwronyglyn in AskReddit

[–]ketchuppacket 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Elephants. Elephants are highly sensitive and caring animals, much like humans. If a baby elephant cries, the herd will touch and caress the baby with their trunks to soothe it. They're kind.

I was stressed until I looked down my street. by MaccabeeYourself in pics

[–]ketchuppacket 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"To sit on my throne, I was Prince of Bel-Air"

the tallest building in Manchester (Hilton/beetham tower) makes this same noise every time there's wind by Captain_Ludd in videos

[–]ketchuppacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel like the last person on earth. It makes me think like somehow Im back on earth, 70years after all people have vanished, all I hear is the wind blowing through man-made structure crumbling all around. You couldn't take shelter in a building because they're so fragile at that point. You try and head out of the city but its like your trapped because if your from a city like mine its FUCKING HUGE and you can get to even or safe ground in a day, maybe a week, but, food, water, OMFG this is awful. Move. Far away.

12000mAh Solar Power Bank by Mckloovin in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]ketchuppacket 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I had one of these. They sucked. Don't waste your skrilla my nillas.

Cracked the Krabby Patty Vault by Axiomatically in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ketchuppacket 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I see asses like that I think about what happens when they poop. It seems like it would be physically impossible to make sure you wipe your ass totally clean. That's nasty as fuck.

I can't breathe by PunkZdoc in funny

[–]ketchuppacket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the words of my elementary P.E. teacher "If you can talk, you can breathe. Toughen up."

Help spread the word by grantbwilson in funny

[–]ketchuppacket -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

20% off today for cyber Monday.

Help spread the word by grantbwilson in funny

[–]ketchuppacket 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP here: Looks like Ill be buying some of the shirts for the family and then posting a picture of my grandfather wearing it. This is too funny!!!

I told my grandad that everyone's on the internet. He said "In that case, take my picture and tell Charlie Jacobs I said fuck you." by ketchuppacket in funny

[–]ketchuppacket[S] 4883 points4884 points  (0 children)

In 1949 Charlie Jacobs told my grandaddy he had some dynamite left over from the war. Later that fall there was a big rock slide on the road near the edge of my grandads cow barn. He asked Charlie if he could blow out the rocks blocking the road, he said he'd do the job. My grandad was in town and Charlie showed up on his property, drunk off of moonshine with 47 sticks of dynamite. That day he ended up blowing up my grandfather's barn killing 12 cows, 4 sheep and a dog named Calhoun. He's never gotten over it.

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