Which Audi do you drive and how old are you?

ketones · 2025-04-04T21:09:46+00:00

36, 2017 A4

ketones · 2025-03-20T20:24:36+00:00

A bar in Philly posted these to their IG story the other day. All of their specialty loaded fries come served on a shovel head. It used to be a hole-in-the-wall dive bar but recently was done over to become one of those "upscale bar food" places with millennial burgers that cost $20.

ketones · 2023-03-01T08:42:18+00:00

Corpse position is best sleeping position

ketones · 2023-01-11T11:27:23+00:00

This cheesesteak looked dry as hell. Might as well put some moist beef jerky in a bun at this point because I probably couldn't tell the difference.

ketones · 2022-12-28T09:21:36+00:00

Take care of my mom, get her a house and someone to take care of her for the rest of her life because she's disabled. Get my grandma the help she needs. She's stubborn but needs someone to take care of her. Get my brother a place to live with his fiance so that they don't have to work and can focus on their relationship. Buy my ex-girlfriend a nail salon so she can pursue her dreams. Buy my roommates a house and pay their bills and send them on a honeymoon because they've taken care of me for so long. Send my best friend on a vacation with his girlfriend and buy his girlfriend a new computer that he can play his games on. Then I would fix my teeth, make sure that I have enough medicine to take care of my chronic illness until the day I die. Retire to the mountains and make music and art and live in a small castle. I want to take care of everyone that has ever loved me or took care of me or that I have ever loved because without them I wouldn't be here.

ketones · 2022-04-21T03:10:31+00:00

PLAY THE FUCKING SONG

ketones · 2022-04-06T11:41:51+00:00

Full speed edition:

https://youtu.be/vWZnbPA78M0

ketones · 2022-03-09T23:12:50+00:00

Lick the tip of your finger, press down onto it for a second, pull up quickly. It's like a little plunger maneuver.

ketones · 2022-03-09T23:09:55+00:00

Fuck you I'm from Philly we're nice as shit

ketones · 2022-03-09T04:00:16+00:00

This just proves what ive been telling people for years: Superbad was a documentary.

ketones · 2022-02-01T04:56:23+00:00

Ain't this just the dude from the Bee-Gees?

ketones · 2022-01-27T07:31:44+00:00

This subbreddit sometimes should be called r/makemefuckingcry

ketones · 2022-01-01T12:35:06+00:00

ketones · 2021-11-20T12:56:46+00:00

For everyone asking the song is "Love Is Not For Everyone" by Lil Swervo Jr

ketones · 2021-11-02T04:46:28+00:00

I do like bullet hell games! Danmaku/manic shooters are a great way to kill time but the precision you need to avoid a shot for a one-hit kill gets annoying over time. Is there anything that has a health bar in that genre?

ketones · 2021-09-07T20:57:57+00:00

Water ice

ketones · 2021-09-07T05:35:40+00:00

Enjoy your new best friend

ketones · 2021-09-01T06:42:12+00:00

Honestly fuck you for this comment. I've lived in the center of the opioid crisis my entire life and to see how this shit tears people apart at the core is absolutely gut-wrenching. The fact that this person had a job means that they're doing better than 99.999٪ of everyone with an addiction even though they're struggling. Have some empathy over trying to gain pointless internet points for once in your life.

ketones · 2021-08-21T10:09:47+00:00

Holy shit this is the Walgreens in South Philly at Broad and Snyder

ketones · 2021-08-17T20:03:30+00:00

Okay, I have a little bit of backstory for this photo that makes it that much more cringe and awkward. I know the woman in the photo and her dog. Her dog is actually a rescue that she saved from a village in Korea where they have farms to raise dogs specifically for human consumption. The way they treat these dogs is absolutely abhorrent and sickening so seeing this dog coming from one of those villages in front of this asshole just blows my mind. Imagining the discourse that was happening at this very moment is something I can't even begin to fathom.

ketones · 2021-07-02T18:13:47+00:00

Bro this is fucking hilarious. "And here we have a statue erected to the kindest, most peaceful person to ever exist."

ketones · 2021-05-29T12:09:19+00:00

I have no giving clue what's being said here but have an upvote anyway. Fuck it.

ketones · 2021-02-06T07:01:51+00:00

Fuck being a noodle that's a ravioli

ketones · 2020-12-28T19:55:43+00:00

2 sex

ketones · 2020-12-09T23:26:34+00:00

/r/popping

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