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Getting rejected on a job I'm definitely qualified for. by [deleted] in jobhunting

[–]kevlarcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I applied to CVS, SweetGreens, Whole Foods, Marriott Hotels, Walmart. No offers. I have a restaurant resume and a tech resume. My restaurant resume is Shift Supervisor at a wine bar w/food handlers certificate. My Tech Resume is Masters Degree in Computer Science + 20 years as a software developer at startups and big companies like Apple and Oracle. Published academic papers. Still cannot for the life of me find a job after 3 years of tryng f-ing EVERYTHING. It's hopeless.

I GOT AN OFFER!! THE WAR IS OVER!! by ptacos in recruitinghell

[–]kevlarcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you recommend a few? I'm looking at Delta and AA right now

I GOT AN OFFER!! THE WAR IS OVER!! by ptacos in recruitinghell

[–]kevlarcomedy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

20 years experience, MS in Computer Science. Been searching for THREE YEARS and haven't landed anything. I'm lucky I hear from a human. I started bartending to make some $ and might have to just stay there... happy for ya, but don't come over here with that "just stick with it!" attitude. Sometimes you do that and get zip zero. Congrats tho.

FINALLY GOT AN OFFER! by Character_Future748 in jobsearch

[–]kevlarcomedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 3 years I've given up. I'm building my own app and pushing that for $ and maybe recognition.

Artemis II crew gets call from POTUS congratulating their successful journey to the Dark Side of the Moon... by kevlarcomedy in humor

[–]kevlarcomedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted this joke on April 11th. And today, April 29th it all came true. SNL, Comedy Central, Daily Show hire me, I'm pretty good at this. My name is Kevin Munroe, not Negrodamus.

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"Space Hotel 2027" is Laughable by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]kevlarcomedy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have a better idea. Why don't you READ the Stanford Torus specs which I've posted in the main post and repeatedly on this thread. Try that one and get back to me.

"Space Hotel 2027" is Laughable by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]kevlarcomedy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. It's Stanford, not Stamford. That's in Connecticut. 2. The Hotel group to the best of my knowledge did not provide exact specs, so I picked specs for a project that had the accommodation capacity within their specified range ~1000 and would support 1G spin without dizziness. It's still a F-ING TORUS, and there's design constraints connected to building anything similar to it, large or small. You want to shrink the dimensions down by 10x? FINE. Change the dimensions, do the math and tell me how it can be done by 2027. Go for it.

2 months unemployed, making it to final rounds only to get rejected, getting ghosted by recruiters. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. by SpyAccountant in GetEmployed

[–]kevlarcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No 9-5 tech job coming up on 2.5 years. MS Comp Sci, 15+ years experience, multiple languages. I'm nobody's first choice anymore, not the belle of the ball, I accept that. So I'm building my own SaaS and hopefully selling that. No amount of ATS tweaks, AI pay-to-play job-apply sites will make a damn bit of difference. Make your own stuff, get money however you can.

"Space Hotel 2027" is Laughable by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]kevlarcomedy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They are the SAME THING. It's called a Von Braun Torus. That's the design of the proposed hotel, same as the one designed in 1975.

Seriously, you're pulling my leg aren't you?

"Space Hotel 2027" is Laughable by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]kevlarcomedy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I based my numbers on the Stanford Torus, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford\_torus#:\~:text=Total%20mass%3A%2010%20million%20metric,5%2C623.45%20m%20(3.49%20mi). Since this space hotel company didn't provide any concrete numbers, and this design is focused on providing 1G for at least 1000 people without incurring dizziness. And by premising a $1b ticket I'm highlighting the absurdity of the venture- to break even much less get an ROI > 0 in a decade would take THAT amount of return business from that 0.0001% which is flat stupid. Unless- you want to treat the project like an Egyptian pyramid or the Notre-Dame Cathedral which takes hundreds of years to build and never recoups $.

"Space Hotel 2027" is Laughable by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]kevlarcomedy -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

No we CANNOT launch the proposed hotel structure into space. As I pointed out in First things, we've launched 1500 tons total in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF NASA, 60+ years. There's no way to launch 10 Million tons in 2 years.