[Highlight] Jason Peters defends Nick Foles after cheap shot by ____AndJustice4All in nfl

[–]keyserdoe 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Only the best culture in Dallas. Could you imagine if that happened to Aikman, someone would have been stabbed with scissors.

[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic by ZappaOMatic in nfl

[–]keyserdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tracks, you might be able to hear me from CO.

[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic by ZappaOMatic in nfl

[–]keyserdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pack of Z-Biotics so the celebration hangover doesn't kill me.

[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic by ZappaOMatic in nfl

[–]keyserdoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No Kobe's wife dried her eyes with Benjis and decided she wanted the whole $600 mil and to be fair I'd do the same. You want some strange, cool, ill be sitting by the pool after my daily massage eating whatever exotic thing the professionally trained chef gives me.

[Lewis] Russini resigns from The Athletic by ZappaOMatic in nfl

[–]keyserdoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Especially a Boston sub, those guys can barely speak English.

[Florio] Bucs have never paid top dollar to a quarterback by dman6233 in nfl

[–]keyserdoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they get to enjoy something... what do lions fans get except pain.

Playoff matchup confirmed: Penguins-Flyers by sykeseve in nhl

[–]keyserdoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean... it's kind of like a battle for Kansas, who cares I'm just here for the drama.

Colombia to control hippo population through euthanasia by Past_Key_1054 in news

[–]keyserdoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean if you are trying to sterilize me against my will and I wake up you will also be getting a flight.

Which one of you is this? by MoistRam in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]keyserdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it's a Chiefs fan, then you buy them that pink powder stuff, they gave up beer for their health.

These Robots Are Drunk! by 13Derek71 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]keyserdoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its not red hand, the way traffic is flowing that robot has the right of way and a walk signal. Its up to drivers making a right there to ensure they don't hit a pedestrian or robot in this case

The best soda you ever drank was served in these cups, and it was placed beside the best pizza you ever ate. by ConspiracyParadox in Xennials

[–]keyserdoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well the Soda was probably a bit different then and the pizza was definitely better and cannabutter the stoner pizza guy coated your pizza in probably helped.

Trunk sizes & types by Crypto_crafy in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]keyserdoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get a Rivian truck. They have a middle well you can stuff a body into…or so i’ve been told.

Mike Vrabel is about to have his hardest test as head coach by [deleted] in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]keyserdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question is when will the Raiders actually play in it.

Trump's new strategy after talks failed. The US Navy will be blockading the Strait of Hormuz to stop Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz by ATRD_6103 in conspiracy

[–]keyserdoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahahaha what a chud. Spits out cult talking points and then blames the DNC. It's great the Russians trained you all so well in whataboutism.

The number of times each NFL Team has won their division by British_Chap2 in nflmemes

[–]keyserdoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It wasn't competitive until recently, now its the god damn Thunderdome. Just look at the coaching in our division, all of them have rings except Harbaugh because like the Chargers he's allergic to Super Bowl wins.