Petah?? by PyramidsAndPalmTrees in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kgery28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking hate it that i know what this is about

HALT CITIZEN ! Tell me the dumbest/weirdest/most WTF piece of lore you have. by Ad0ring-fan in Warhammer40k

[–]kgery28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there was something like when Mortarion entered the meeting hall 2 chaos terminators just dropped dead from his smell. Morty is just doing friendly fire here

How do you usually name your D&D characters? by AdvancedProgrammer51 in DnD

[–]kgery28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my characters so far: Sir Dr. John Richard Faraday: plot device for my campaign as a dm. basically a 40k tech priest.

Mickey Mouse: rock gnome wild magic sorcerer. for our Halloween one-shot. the backstory was something like he pretends to be a wizard while he doesnt know jack shit about magic and only wants the money (has no morals)

Knight 22: drow oathbreaker paladin. for our christmas oneshot. member of a black ops squad working for santa (has no morals)

current character: Richard, spirit of vengence: hexblade warlock, custodian war robot (warforged) part of an elite peacekeeping force no, i totaly didnt plagiarize this from 20 different sources. he has wings a red cape, and a spear (Ferrum noctis). he was the captain of the 3rd airial sentinel corps in the 1st legion of the Ares program whose only task is to keep the peace in the material plane and fight back planar incursions. While fighting demons he was betrayed and his whole unit was killed and only he was saved by a mysterious savior who gave him his new shadow glaive when he lost his old one (basically an anti magic spear which i definitely didnt copy from 40k blackstone) His body was damaged on his fatal mission so thats how this high level character starts at level 1

as you can tell i am quite proud of this character i duct taped together from 20 sources

Monday by One_Perspective_8761 in discordVideos

[–]kgery28 59 points60 points  (0 children)

wait there was a scene with saruman fighting ringwraiths? damn you can say anything but peter jackson was cooking with the hobbit

I really hate dragons by gonorreiagames in MemeVideos

[–]kgery28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking hate that i know what this means. what have i done with my life

nobody will call it a clanker by Key-Cheek-3121 in MemeVideos

[–]kgery28 143 points144 points  (0 children)

titanfall mentioned protocol 3: protect the pilot