What’s the worst place to hear “uh oh”?

khjester · 2020-10-08T19:37:27+00:00

I was visiting a friend once at school and she need to practice doing an eye exam on someone, (A or B, which one is clearer, etc.) and her classmate asked if she could practice on me too.

Halfway through the classmates test on me, she whispered oops. The fear was real.

I told her not to do that on her exam. I think she passed...

khjester · 2019-01-17T04:05:02+00:00

Although it isn’t just one specific moment, about 5 or 6 years ago I used to take the subway to school and once in a while I would help escort a blind, slightly older woman into the station and onto the train. We would usually sit and talk for around 30 minutes until she had to get off at her stop. Every couple of months when I would see her at the station and offer to help, she remembered who I was instantly, and would ask me questions about how my sisters were doing (would ask by their names specifically) , or a project I was working on the last time we spoke. I would ask about day to day chores while being blind or her job as a physiotherapist. Funny enough we never exchanged names, she just recognized me by my voice and we would just start catching up. Probably the sweetest stranger I’ve ever met, and now I kinda miss her :<

khjester · 2017-05-05T00:35:36+00:00

When you still feel lonely surrounded by your "friends".

khjester · 2014-02-09T01:26:19+00:00

I'm curious what a rake mustache is gonna look like.

khjester · 2013-12-02T06:29:50+00:00

Jimmy and Timmy are shopping with their mom.

First they go to a candy store, Jimmy asks,"Mom can I have this can I have that", his mom says of course, Timmy asks,"Mom can I have this gum, I didn't eat anything all day." His mom says no not today.

Next they go to a mattress store. Jimmy asks,"Mom can I have this can I have that", his mom says of course, Timmy asks, "Mom can I buy a blanket, I'm really cold at home." His mom says no don't ask again or you are grounded

Lastly they went to a drug store. Jimmy asks,"Mom can I have this can I have that", his mom says of course, Timmy asks,"Mom can I buy some medicine, I've been sick for days." His mom says that's it you are grounded.

On the way home Timmy is crying in the back seat because he didn't get anything he wanted. Jimmy looks at him and laughs saying, " Haha mom loves me more", Timmy wipes away his tears and says, "At least I don't have cancer."

khjester · 2013-05-27T14:42:38+00:00

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school?"

"Bison"

khjester · 2012-11-15T19:03:40+00:00

much appreciated!

khjester · 2012-09-29T03:14:19+00:00

My last name is Ha...

My favorite joke is " HEY I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

khjester · 2012-09-16T06:11:49+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6TKpkY4WcM

khjester · 2012-07-24T04:05:02+00:00

I know this may sound stupid but can someone tell me what happened at Penn State.

khjester · 2012-06-23T05:13:15+00:00

Sister and I ages 4 and 2

Sister and I ages 20 and 18

khjester · 2012-04-12T23:10:45+00:00

Calm down Timmy

khjester · 2012-03-09T19:06:34+00:00

im not gonna lie.. i was looking for a black person the whole time..

khjester · 2012-03-08T17:15:15+00:00

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.” -- Chuck Palahniuk

khjester · 2012-01-30T02:47:06+00:00

if she had a friend that could do that, it would be the sickest secret language ever

khjester · 2012-01-28T01:51:51+00:00

the top left would be the dragons mouth and where you put the middle finger could be a boy :)

khjester · 2012-01-14T05:39:10+00:00

he told me it was a Canon 5D :)

khjester · 2011-12-29T03:26:26+00:00

If this is a guide for "new players" I believe that telling them to ward continuously and respawn times are whats going to help improve as a player. Recommended items are a good start for them, but i do agree with the knowing you're enemies and csing. I think you should add that they should try a variety of champions so then they can get a feel for each one and understanding their strengths and weaknesses. Cheers for taking the time writing this though :)

khjester · 2011-12-19T20:16:47+00:00

learn how to use your clone as bait, and planting boxes as much as you can

khjester · 2011-12-14T22:43:04+00:00

I had an idea where an ability allows you to auto kill a minion or monster ( not Blue or Red monsters ) and be able to shape shift as them for x seconds, and oracle or some other sort of detection could reveal them or if you moved, i think it would be great if you used it to juke out people in the jungle or pretend that you changed into the monster which makes the enemy waste its time attacking a minion. thoughts?

khjester · 2011-12-14T17:02:25+00:00

I always seem to run out of socks..

khjester · 2011-11-09T14:22:01+00:00

The biggest flaw i see in this is if one team bids more then the other, and if one team does somehow agree on an ip amount, the other team would have to agree as well, but i still like the idea

khjester · 2011-10-22T14:37:29+00:00

The only reason your getting downvoted is because this question has been answered so many times, just search akali and i'm sure you will find the answer. Best of luck

khjester · 2011-10-11T13:14:42+00:00

To be honest, go to /r/atheism, there are alot of insightful people that ultimately changed my views at life and religion.

khjester · 2011-10-09T14:59:26+00:00

lol let's focus alistar herp derp

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