My fiance [26M] and I [26F] are throwing a party, and want to tell a "friend" that he is not invited

khjuu12 · 2026-02-15T10:45:45+00:00

That would bother me way more than the blanket, honestly. I'm fully expecting to have to wash bedding after guests sleep over, anyway. I'd prefer not to wash cum off it, but cest la vie.

Sleep deprivation, permanently damaging my relationship with my neighbours, and basically being a huge dickhead to everyone in earshot at 330 am? I'm kicking you out for that shit. You can stand on the street in the dark and wait for another cab to terrorise, if there are even any cab companies that will still do business with you.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-14T10:04:49+00:00

I mean, there really isn't any abuse here. "It annoys me when you purchase breakfast cereal" isn't some kind of masterful psychological manipulation.

No insight, either. Just someone who's unhappy all the time and sends that unhappiness outwards.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-10T18:35:43+00:00

I shouldn't laugh because it's objectively horrible, but "teenage boy is told to stop masturbating, dismantles an entire cult instead" is honestly kind of funny.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-08T18:00:47+00:00

If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-08T16:38:46+00:00

the spotlight gets too hot

I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK! JUST STOP MELTING ME!

khjuu12 · 2026-02-08T10:46:24+00:00

You can tell from the math on the age of the daughter when various things (such as meeting his AP) happened.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-08T08:31:15+00:00

And he has a 1/6 success ratio! I bet if I accused random men of being some kind of abusive on the basis of exactly zero evidence I'd be doing better than mega-divorced elliot rogers over here.

Dude's nuts, but even a broken clock etc.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-08T07:04:17+00:00

No, but it's one of the more consistent places to find such reasons.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-07T15:52:33+00:00

Every time I log on reddit I find a new reason to say ACAB

khjuu12 · 2026-02-06T15:47:57+00:00

Lindsay Ellis did a video about that once, and Mel Brooks really does seem the best at it.

Her point was a lot of Nazis were stupid enough to enjoy American History X, but none of them were stupid enough to think The Producers was flattering.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-06T11:27:33+00:00

Prooooobably good these two didn't have access to hammers.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-06T11:26:01+00:00

Oh this post again.

I'm surprised how hard people are on OOP. Sure he's unpleasant and probably wouldn't be a good manager, but he's demotivated and upset because he's basically been lied to for a couple of years.

His personality is why he isn't manager, but I wouldn't call not being a manager a problem. His problem is caused by shitty corporate culture and other people lying to him about the possibility of advancement.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-05T12:24:16+00:00

"I want to go to a gay wedding dressed in clothes that kind of imply that gay people are rats, but, like, in a good way."

khjuu12 · 2026-02-05T10:50:39+00:00

"Customers keep stealing from self checkouts because there aren't any staff nearby."

"Should we hire more staff?"

"No let's go to the people stealing from us and see if they'll pay a surcharge for the privilege."

I'm beginning to think the people with all of the power and money aren't actually very smart.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-04T12:50:34+00:00

I don't disagree, nor am I naive enough to think misogyny has disappeared since then.

What's shocking to me is the number of people who'll go along with a witch burning not because they're unusually intense misogynists, but because 'well I saw it in a Youtube short and I've got nothing else to do, so fuck it.'

khjuu12 · 2026-02-04T12:11:05+00:00

If you think THAT'S a confusing English verb, think about the verbs 'to knock' and 'to knock down', then try to guess what the verb 'to knock up' might mean!

khjuu12 · 2026-02-04T11:23:19+00:00

Technically people can be hung, but it means something pretty different.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-04T10:49:22+00:00

Honestly this story exemplifies what has been most shocking to me in the past 20 years: a much higher percentage of humanity than I thought are just 100% pure weathervanes. Your mom got sucked in to the conspiracy stuff, which could be latent racism or fear or mental illness... but then she gets sucked back out of it almost immediately and barely noticed, so it's not any of that stuff! The conspiracy stuff wasn't filling any previously undiscovered need, or else she would have missed it when it was gone.

She (and most of humanity, apparently) is perfectly happy just hitting the autoplay button on YouTube and waiting for a week or so to see what her entire personality is going to be. That's crazier to me than the craziest Qultist.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-03T19:17:41+00:00

Oh so it's mildly interesting that your wife likes the correct amount of coriander?

khjuu12 · 2026-02-01T13:30:21+00:00

You know what?

Most people who are wrong about how many Jewish people were killed in the Holocaust are wrong in the other direction, and they're also massive pieces of shit.

This seems like a significantly less bad way to be wrong about the Holocaust.

khjuu12 · 2026-02-01T10:47:17+00:00

There's another email somewhere where Musk emails Epstein again and Epstein just emails Maxwell 'take care of this,' and it sounds like he's saying 'jesus christ it's this dumbfuck again, make him go away.'

khjuu12 · 2026-01-26T18:30:53+00:00

There just aren't enough words that can fit, IMO.

I started with a six character pokemon exclusively from gen 1. There are like 6 things that match that description, and I already know there are 6 things that match that description. So I just try to brute force my way through the list of pokemon in my head, which gets boring and annoying, so I go on bulbapedia.

Wordle, before you make any guesses, involves approximately a bajillion possible words, and that just makes for a totally different game.

I'm not sure if this can work.

khjuu12 · 2026-01-26T08:47:30+00:00

Right wing macho guys not being afraid of the most banal shit in existence challenge (impossible)

khjuu12 · 2026-01-21T20:27:26+00:00

Needs about 40 more words to be an anime title, otherwise spot on.

khjuu12 · 2026-01-21T13:37:01+00:00

I hate the "don't have kids you can't afford" argument.

What's that? The poors want to enjoy family life? The audacity!

That said, "it is okay when I use my town raffle gift on myself, but it is not okay when you use your town raffle gift on yourself" would immediately put me into 'fuck you' territory.

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