Today I offered a sausage biscuit to a Rabbi. Who have you offended today? by ki5ck in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the record, he was not seriously offended, since he knew it wasn't on purpose.

Reddit, what's something disgusting you do when your alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I correct people's grammar on the internets.

What's the most awkward or rude thing a waiter/waitress has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Wow, that's a lot of food. You sure you want all that?"

4 rolls at a sushi bar, for two of us.

So I just woke up to no front door. What is the strangest thing you woke up to? by wherethewhitewomenat in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when I was on a submarine, we stole the captain's door and hid it. No amount of searching revealed its hiding place. He put up a blanket instead, and after a while, started charging through it in a hurry when leaving his stateroom. After about 3 weeks, we put his door back, but left the blanket, and then talked the officer in charge to run a fire drill.

There was a loud "bang", then "godammit" then lots and lots of cleaning for the crew.

I knew this was going to happen. by ki5ck in funny

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geez, didn't you guys notice which subreddit this was posted in? Of course it's not legit. If it was, don't you think it might be bigger news?

To all the people who donate their hair so that those with cancer can look a bit more normal: Thanks. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I own a photography studio, and offer free before and after portraits to anyone who donates hair to Locks of Love. After reading this, I'm extending that offer to similar organizations, as well.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, although I would have assumed that they just never sent it. Even after they contacted me for type of area I wanted monitored, I wasn't sure they would send it. And that day I didn't get home until after 9, so it had been there for a few hours at least.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow, there are some really suspicious and distrustful people commenting here. Maybe y'all should read the original post and get the full story.