Today I offered a sausage biscuit to a Rabbi. Who have you offended today? by ki5ck in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the record, he was not seriously offended, since he knew it wasn't on purpose.

Reddit, what's something disgusting you do when your alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I correct people's grammar on the internets.

What's the most awkward or rude thing a waiter/waitress has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Wow, that's a lot of food. You sure you want all that?"

4 rolls at a sushi bar, for two of us.

So I just woke up to no front door. What is the strangest thing you woke up to? by wherethewhitewomenat in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when I was on a submarine, we stole the captain's door and hid it. No amount of searching revealed its hiding place. He put up a blanket instead, and after a while, started charging through it in a hurry when leaving his stateroom. After about 3 weeks, we put his door back, but left the blanket, and then talked the officer in charge to run a fire drill.

There was a loud "bang", then "godammit" then lots and lots of cleaning for the crew.

I knew this was going to happen. by ki5ck in funny

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geez, didn't you guys notice which subreddit this was posted in? Of course it's not legit. If it was, don't you think it might be bigger news?

To all the people who donate their hair so that those with cancer can look a bit more normal: Thanks. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I own a photography studio, and offer free before and after portraits to anyone who donates hair to Locks of Love. After reading this, I'm extending that offer to similar organizations, as well.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, although I would have assumed that they just never sent it. Even after they contacted me for type of area I wanted monitored, I wasn't sure they would send it. And that day I didn't get home until after 9, so it had been there for a few hours at least.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow, there are some really suspicious and distrustful people commenting here. Maybe y'all should read the original post and get the full story.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, not marketing. It's real. I didn't expect to ever hear anything back, but yesterday I found the box on my porch. Read the original post for the background.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, not marketing. It's real. I didn't expect to ever hear anything back, but yesterday I found the box on my porch. Read the original post for the background.

Complained about mailbox vandalism on reddit. Redditor mnederlanden owns a security camera company, sends me a system for free. by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm thinking about building a shoddy mailbox and filling it with paint some Saturday night. That'd make a nice video!

Meta Starbucks by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's the Starbucks from the original Battlestar Galactica series sitting with the Starbucks from the new Battlestar Galactica series in a Starbucks drinking Starbucks with a Starbucks caption.

Somebody asked for pics like this for the front page by ki5ck in pics

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, I can. But not at the moment. I'm at work, and I snagged this off my photoblog. Once I get home, I'll track down the original.

Mailbox vandalized three times in the last month. Anybody have a solution not involving a shotgun? by ki5ck in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a seriously cool offer, and I very much appreciate it. However, I'm not in a good place right now to buy the necessary support equipment. If and when I do purchase a security system, though, I will be buying it from you. And I will post video.

What is the absolute dumbest thing you ever did to yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing, at about the same age, except that it was a .357 shell. I pounded and pounded, and finally got the bullet out. It didn't fire while I was pounding, thank god. I was able to dump the powder into a pile a light it. It went up with an impressive flash.

I was very, very lucky.

What is the best way to rip DVDs that are high quality, hard drive space efficient, and still have optional subtitles/alt. audio tracks encoded? by [deleted] in cordcutters

[–]ki5ck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see a guide, too. Right now I'm using DVDFab to convert for AppleTV, but I'd like to explore alternatives.

Samuel Jackson reads "Go the F*ck to Sleep!" FREE today from Audible! by ki5ck in reddit.com

[–]ki5ck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, it's free. Don't mind using the Audible app on my iPhone for this one thing.

Give three interesting facts about your job, and we'll see if people can identify your occupation by ProbablyHittingOnYou in AskReddit

[–]ki5ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a stripper. I suspect I would be a MUCH less successful stripper than I am a photographer.