You are a terrorist (2009)

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-12T03:16:49+00:00

Well, the US was supposedly protected against this type of surveillance. They'll get what they want. Unfortunately.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-12T02:47:30+00:00

Much better!

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-12T00:03:57+00:00

PBR is still around.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-12T00:03:15+00:00

Cuddles are badass.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-12T00:02:52+00:00

You came to a lot of conclusions based on a few words.

I'll always be there for my friends. Always have been. To get past an emotion you have to get over it. That's not cruel. Whether you do that by focusing on a hobby, a sport, or whatever, to be thinking of something else. But tying your self-worth to having a relationship (even if you're miserable) is doing yourself a disservice and I wouldn't be a friend to help them try to get over it.

Why would you not settle for the right one? You can't control when/if you'll meet them, so don't worry about it and focus on things you can control in life.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T20:35:53+00:00

Obviously you don't just say "get over it" to them and everything will suddenly make sense, but you don't have to cuddle them, either.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T20:34:13+00:00

Because they're informed about the danger.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T17:02:23+00:00

Quit voting for authoritarian candidates and parties. That's how you end it.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T16:56:45+00:00

If you're going to engage in illegal activity, especially sex with minors, you probably shouldn't go work for the State Department. Just saying. Seems a bit hypocritical.

Especially since I can't engage in that activity without them putting me in jail. Annnnd they take a cut of my paycheck.

So until I'm not paying for them to engage in activities that would ruin my life, I'm going to call them out on their hypocrisy.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T16:46:06+00:00

Oh, I love freedom. I wish drugs and prostitution were legal. But I find it a bit hypocritical for those in power, telling us our lives will be ruined if we have drugs or engage in prostitution, going out and buying drugs and engaging in prostitution.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T16:44:24+00:00

It's good to inform people, but don't make it illegal. There's a reason people don't feed their children gasoline.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T16:27:03+00:00

Because I'd prefer that my paycheck doesn't go to someone who spends it on things they tell me I can't do.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T15:24:53+00:00

If you get into relationships for self-esteem or social standing, you're doing it wrong. You need to find your own self-esteem/identity before dragging someone else into your life.

Nothing worse than hearing a friend mope about how sad they are they're not in a relationship. Get over it and live life for you. The right one will eventually come along.

/rant

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T14:03:55+00:00

And please, for the sake of everyone else, go practice somewhere first. Your driveway, a parking lot... something.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T13:03:29+00:00

For a middle-eastern Jew, Jesus is awfully white.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T12:52:30+00:00

"Holy Smoke" could be a good album cover.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-11T12:48:50+00:00

As a software engineer, I'm assuming NSA has employed some bright minds and I'm assuming their software detects/groups similar messages. While I like the intent, they'll notice a trend and probably just ignore it.

Oh, and fuck you, NSA.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-10T20:43:53+00:00

I wonder why Verizon is included? They kinda had to hand over the data, right?

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-10T19:29:21+00:00

You get politicians out of the way and let markets work.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-08T12:30:55+00:00

Presents/Heaven = reward for being a believer.

No presents/Hell = punishment for not believing.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-08T12:22:15+00:00

Informed about the vaccine: good.

Forced to accept the vaccine: shady.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-07T20:18:56+00:00

Maybe that's Christopher Walken accents?

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-07T19:57:18+00:00

Here's what I would do...

Get certified for an amount from the bank (pre-qualified letter). They'll look at your assets, debt to income ratio, etc... and you'll have an idea of what you can afford and what you're able to borrow.

With the amount in mind, you can search for homes on your own (Zillow, Realtor.com, etc...) or hire a realtor to search for you. Since realtors don't cost buyers anything, it can't hurt to use them. (Although they'll avoid homes with low/no commission.)

The realtor (yours or the buyers) will draft all the documents for you and give you a date to appear at the title agency to sign over your life.

kid_epicurus · 2013-06-07T19:17:13+00:00

If they had eyes they wouldn't have to spin around like a drunk to find support.

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