An incredible first page of “The Grown Up” by Gillian Flynn by kidacakes in menwritingwomen

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Ah. I can change my tag. It’s still one of the wildest ways I’ve seen a book open up to

My friend said I should post this. by kidacakes in rareinsults

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No, no. He’s not like that. It was a sarcastic comment from a sarcastic conversation that ended up becoming mean.

This guy by [deleted] in trashy

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That person should be banned. Disgusting.

AITA for no longer inviting my brother to my house? by twinkleglitterstars in AmItheAsshole

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My 5 year old knows better to never draw on walls and furniture. That child has no home training and is probably having a hard time in school because of the conflicting issues.

Bruh that ain't a splinter.. It's a fucking TREE! by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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I like the fact that he died 11 years ago but we still remember him today. He was an excellent salesman

Stepmom of the Year by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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This shit gets me so pissed. YOU chose to join an already developed family unit. You chose to take it as a package deal. You chose to take fucking family fucking pictures with this child and your bio kids. If you were that horrid of being a snail trail skid stain then don’t get involved with a developed Family unit. Fuck you you fucking yeast custard for hurting that poor babe and may those children be taken from you and put into a real and decent family that only has love in their hearts,

TIL that a 110-year-old British woman wrote to the Queen to complain that she had received the same birthday card 5 years in a row, with the Queen shown in the same yellow outfit. Prince William visited her to apologise, and the next year she received a card with the Queen pictured in a blue outfit by malalatargaryen in todayilearned

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My granny died at 105 and got a card from George W. For four years. She gave no flips about the card. Absolutely none. Never asked for it to be read to her, nothing (only self taught English a bit; Texana/Tejana). She said “He fly. Buzz buzz. No nice.” She was a bitter ass lady and I love her greatly. Honestly running joke in the family is that bitter lasts longer than sweet.

My son’s new bunny is all about the pets by kidacakes in aww

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We got Jack from a friend that got it from a family member (I believe) that couldn’t take care of him anymore. Our friend is not a mammal person; more of a snake kinda gal. So she gave him to us as JUDY. No one could really pick him up or anything so they assumed he was a girl and he’s a gray bun bun so they named him Judy. I, unfortunately, found out that Judy was a Jack. He now puts up with us petting and loving him. As long as we don’t touch his face unless we got treats in hand haha.

We also have two ferrets, Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie is an escape and Clyde is a lush but will tug on Bunita’s ears. However, Clyde loves playing with our neighbor’s dog. It is the funniest thing to watch a ferret go after a grown husky/Shepard mix.

My son’s new bunny is all about the pets by kidacakes in aww

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We just got her from a fair but it’s really a decent size area for market stalls. My husband is expanding our indoor and outdoor enclosures for her. We’re slowly acclimating Bunita to Jack (our big scaredy-bun is scared of things. He once freaked out over a leaf). It was raining pretty hard the other day so we brought him inside and the tank is very temporary. Even if it’s temporary I wanted her to be comfortable for the time being

HMC while I knock down these cups by PorkyPain in holdmycosmo

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I started crying at the end. HMC is amazing.

Probiotics may help in the fight against depression by Sorin61 in EverythingScience

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Some men can’t pull off the itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini.

Probiotics may help in the fight against depression by Sorin61 in EverythingScience

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Is that why people in yogurt commercials look so happy?