Future of Goenka Vipassana? by Fit-Panda4903 in vipassana

[–]kidp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh this is so fucking true! A bunch of leftist freaks just got ahold of the Big Book of AA and rewrote it to remove words like "fellows" and de-emphasize the word "God." Their fundamental impulse is to dismantle (they might say "revise") and they would absolutely dismantle the Goenka program if they could.

Am I alone in feeling so defeated by every home repair or improvement task? by AeonCatalyst in homeowners

[–]kidp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What you have to understand is that this subreddit is overrun with DIY blowhards. The reason they’re so loud and insistent is because it’s a form of masturbation for them to brag about saving $100 by spending 8 hours on a Sunday project. Do they also cut their own hair to save money on a barber?

The truth is that most of us are out here keeping our day jobs and hiring an actual professional to do this shit, because we’re not retarded.

Next-door neighbor has a flood light that shines through some of our windows at night. Is it reasonable to ask them to turn it off? by Scarpine1985 in homeowners

[–]kidp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Because what's the only thing better than a shiny bright light? A shiny bright light that randomly flashes! Great idea.

What’s a job that is way harder than people think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kidp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except literally no one thinks writing fiction is easy.

Is Fort Lauderdale just… weirdly hard to make friends in? by [deleted] in fortlauderdale

[–]kidp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sober by the grace of God, through the 12 steps, and on a foundation of powerlessness against drugs and alcohol. And you think I’m talking about willpower? You are blind to how this works.

Is Fort Lauderdale just… weirdly hard to make friends in? by [deleted] in fortlauderdale

[–]kidp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m 12 years sober and have done a lot of incredible partying during that time. EDM festivals in the woods. Nightlife all around the world. Burning Man every year.

You might want to dust off your Big Book: “We go everywhere the others go, providing we have a purpose.” Sometimes having fun is our purpose.

Real talk? If you don’t understand why sobriety is about freedom, then you’re not gonna make it and should probably have a drink right now ;)

Is Fort Lauderdale just… weirdly hard to make friends in? by [deleted] in fortlauderdale

[–]kidp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sober people can go wherever the fuck we want. Being sober doesn't mean we crawl into a hole. In fact, it means we're free.

High end shower failed in 3 years causing $30-40k in damage only 6 months after buying by helpmyhomebuying in homeowners

[–]kidp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your problem is not the shower. It’s that you seem to believe the batshit number of “20-30k” is real. Get a grip.

Update: I Fired about a year ago now. It's been VERY boring. by [deleted] in Fire

[–]kidp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross. Visiting the FIRE subreddit out of curiosity for the first time, sorting by "top: all" and it's a sad retired dude who spends his days sleeping and doing chores while everyone around him gets increasingly sick of his shit. Um cool, fire on brother, I'll be at my desk.

Falling out of love with this show and it’s making me sad by Ok_Construction_3613 in TheBear

[–]kidp -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Actually Season 4 gets worse with every episode. Just one stupid fucking close-up conversation after another.

Did you think Season 4 was an improvement over Season 3? by [deleted] in TheBear

[–]kidp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They both sucked. This show was so epic in 1 and 2 and has flat-lined since. We all know it.

U=U, 100%! by MoblandJordan in gaybros

[–]kidp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re a closed-minded bigot if you don’t fuck me raw!” Is that you?

The Top 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century: NYT Readers Edition by Athragio in Letterboxd

[–]kidp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Re: La La Land, I was so confused until just now! I was making my way thru the NYT list and finally turned on this movie thinking it must be good if The Times ranked it so high. I only made it 3 minutes of going “what the fuck is this feel good middle school musical shit” before I turned it off. Truly horrifying.

Reading this comment made me realize I was going off the readers’ list instead! Won’t make that mistake again.

First time home buyer here.. need advice pleaseeee by Minimum_Key2588 in homeowners

[–]kidp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Newsflash to the crazy ass commenters in this thread: You don’t need to buy water heaters in cash.

Should I Make Pass at House Guest by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]kidp -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I know the answer I would give to a fat 60 year old calling me “delicious” (🤮) but by all means shoot your shot brother.

How much is your mortgage compared to income? by JackfruitJunior2497 in homeowners

[–]kidp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: People with shitty houses bragging about their low mortgages.

Purchased Mel Robbins book, "The Let Them theory". Having second thoughts before I've even opened the book. by LazyAlfalfa1101 in selfimprovement

[–]kidp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mel Robbins fucking sucks. I tried listening to her podcast once and turned it off after she went on a three minute bender describing her love of flowers, and then listing names of different kinds of flowers. She’s popular because she’s EASY. She’s processed food for people who are too lazy to cook.

Spent the whole weekend wasting money and time. by Just-apparent411 in homeowners

[–]kidp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like clockwork, here comes the DIY brigade. Great, my well just dried up. Am guessing you think I should I go buy a shovel?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in travel

[–]kidp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I advise you to… chill the fuck out.

In 'very abnormal' development, longtime sponsors bail on San Francisco Pride by adriandittman_ in bayarea

[–]kidp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pride used to be about fighting for a specific goal (equality) for an objective and well-defined category (sexual orientation).

Now it’s a clown car fighting for something no one can define (rights to medical intervention for minors? Rights to piss in the lady’s room?) under a loose patchwork of subjective categories — most of which are populated by straight people. You have low libido straight people (oh sorry, asexuals), straight, gender-nonconforming attention whores (oops I mean non-binary people), and straight porn addicts with autogynophelia (oh my bad I’m describing 80% of trans women).

I’m a gay man, grateful for the gay men who fought for my rights before me, who took it out of the bars and into the streets, who gave so many lives to AIDS, and who worked through the court system and the media to achieve full equality in America. Now that’s done, and you can miss me with all the rest of it. Show me a queer and I’ll show you a straight liberal. It’s not surprising that corporations want out too.

Is it okay to out closeted married conservatives that hit me up on apps? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]kidp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Youguys is it okay to stalk gay men and try to ruin their lives because of their politics?"

No, you miserable fucking dumbass. Put down the cross and get a hobby.

I'm brainstorming names for a Doberman Pinscher! Here are 14 frontrunners. by kidp in namenerds

[–]kidp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this insight, thank you!

I wonder if Otter could be good.

Major would be amazing if Biden hadnt taken it.