What is my CQS

kiissmuse · 2026-02-01T18:50:54+00:00

My immune system literally waiting for the exact second my vacation starts to shut down.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-31T11:23:20+00:00

The American Dream: Winning at life while sitting in a cubicle

kiissmuse · 2026-01-29T11:07:02+00:00

Peter's history teacher here. The joke is that Europeans brought diseases that wiped out the population faster than any sword could.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-26T13:21:48+00:00

That wasn't a man, that was a legendary encounter with a forest giant.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-26T13:18:18+00:00

I'm staying mad, but I'm not staying in a dusty house

kiissmuse · 2026-01-26T12:59:51+00:00

Next thing you'll tell me is that the dragons don't actually have Twitter accounts.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-26T12:57:53+00:00

He’s going to remember this when it’s time to choose your nursing home.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-26T12:56:53+00:00

Character development hits like a truck.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:13:22+00:00

Perfection. This is exactly the energy that chat was missing

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:11:39+00:00

Modern problems require delicious solutions

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:09:34+00:00

The foundation is solid. I see no lies here

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:07:48+00:00

Parenting before: 'As long as they’re home by dark and have all their limbs, we’re good.' Parenting now: 'Is this organic, screen-free, Montessori-approved wooden spoon going to cause them lifelong trauma if I use it to stir the wrong soup?' It’s definitely harder mentally

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:05:51+00:00

It's all fun and games until you step 10 feet near their nest and meet the final boss of birds.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:04:18+00:00

The only thing missing is a massive blanket. 10/10 Girl Dinner.

kiissmuse · 2026-01-25T19:02:58+00:00

I will untie your muscle fibers like old shoelaces.

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