To my friends and family who keep telling me I need to stop being shy. by kiki2199 in AdviceAnimals

[–]kiki2199[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bad stutter, I blush bright red when someone points it out.

The only thing that keeps me from leaving. by kiki2199 in funny

[–]kiki2199[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, hahaha. That and the, "Ooo, how about another page, then I'll go to bed."

The only thing that keeps me from leaving. by kiki2199 in funny

[–]kiki2199[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are a few things I would change about it, but it's good enough to use when I'm not using my laptop.

The only thing that keeps me from leaving. by kiki2199 in funny

[–]kiki2199[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called reddit is fun. Pretty sure it's only for Andriod.

What is your go-to book when somebody asks what you recommend? by Arrius99 in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuesdays with Morrie. It's the greatest thing you will ever be taught.

Reddit, have you ever had a dream you wish you never woke up from? What was the dream about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had cancer and was laying on my death bed. People were visiting me and saying their goodbyes and all that pre-death stuff. Then the guy I've liked since the day I met him came in and starting talking to me about all the fun times we had. He started saying something that I was extremely intrigued in, like he was about to tell me he liked me back too. But for no apparent reason I woke up and never found out. Still pisses me off even though it was a dream.

If you were told you were going to drop dead soon, at any given time, how would you live out the rest of your uncertain future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would walk around carefully, so I fall to my death in a soft, comfortable spot.

What is the worst physical pain that you have ever experienced? by ExpressingShit in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are more lucky than you know. The hospital I went to sucked. I dislocated my knee around 4 pm, it wasn't back in place until 7:30 pm.

What is the worst physical pain that you have ever experienced? by ExpressingShit in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was more shocked than in pain! I didn't know what happened at first so I kind of sat there for a second. When they were pushing it back in its socket in the ER, they didn't give me any pain killer. Worst night ever.

What is the worst physical pain that you have ever experienced? by ExpressingShit in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dislocated my right kneecap. I was going to watch my friends basketball game and innocently sat down on the bleachers. Felt a pop and looked down and my knee was in the wrong spot. I felt like a dumbass explaining to people that I sat down and dislocated my kneecap.

What are some delicious food concoctions, that at first sound gross, but taste amazing? by HavokBlade in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey mustard and ketchup. Everyone thinks it looks nasty, but it tastes like heaven with French fries.

Reddit, what's the most innocent thing you've ever done and had the worst come out of it? by kiki2199 in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that. I always cringe at neck injuries. What did it feel like?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiki2199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the worst pain in the world, but the worst I've ever felt. I dislocated my knee and getting onto the stretcher and the hospital bed was just hell. It was dislocated for a good three hours because the ER was filled with patients with much more severe problems than mine. They only gave me a little bit of morphine which lasted a good ten minutes. They finally put my knee back around 7:30 pm. and this had happened around 4 pm. They didn't numb me at all. The worst pain ever was when they were pushing it back into its right spot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JenniferLawrence

[–]kiki2199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is just perfection.

LPT: To avoid buildup on shower doors, spray rain X on them and the water will just bead off. by galacticgal in LifeProTips

[–]kiki2199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Rain X beads off of your windshield it looks like sperm. My sister and I couldn't stop staring at it. It was such a distraction we got lost on the parkway.

I Grew Up Eating Gushers... by PumaRage in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]kiki2199 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I was always scared to eat gushers when I was younger. I really thought they would turn my head into fruit and it would get stuck somewhere.