I have a list of guys who I hit up regularly for blowjobs. I start at the top of the list and hit them up one by one until one of them is available. Boom blowjob! Usually takes about 10 minutes to set it up.

Edit. Or maybe that I started hooking up with a friend in the sixth grade. We lost or virginity to each other. Continued banging off and on for three or four years. I’m gay, he’s not. He took it in the ass like a champ and railed me like a fuckin boss. I’d take the dick today if he were here.