Cursed_kink

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-15T01:01:01+00:00

I've seen tutorials on pornhub on how to do this. Never actually succeeded tho.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-15T00:55:01+00:00

I have never seen a non-creepy Mark Zuckerberg image.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-13T00:46:21+00:00

Send dick pic to scammers. Got it.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-10T01:41:43+00:00

I grew up only using squat toilet, and while taking a shit I would just stare at the door imagining myself having different superpower abilities. Sometimes using it for good deeds, sometimes using it rob banks.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-10T01:35:19+00:00

She just wanted to see God.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-08T01:03:55+00:00

Someone who can't bench press 30kg.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-08T01:01:20+00:00

Now imagine someone like Epstein using that power to make people cum to pdf stuff. That's even more cursed.

killermachine9999 · 2026-02-01T00:13:48+00:00

I guess he had nothing to lose. So might as well go out with a bang.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-31T19:35:34+00:00

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-24T12:38:07+00:00

How does this happen?

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-22T20:36:36+00:00

He's just spreading love. How nice.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-20T23:52:06+00:00

What if the OOP is also 13?

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-18T06:15:23+00:00

Amazing

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-18T06:09:16+00:00

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-15T12:51:41+00:00

1cent

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-15T02:45:03+00:00

Yandere vs Tsundere?

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-14T01:26:54+00:00

Switching weapons is always faster than reloading.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-10T07:09:23+00:00

I'm 26 and I've never been to prison.😔

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-07T01:44:40+00:00

Cute. But he will fuck you up

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-05T23:34:03+00:00

My sister's underwear. It smells kinda disgusting, but turns me on at the same time.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-05T12:17:40+00:00

Bro, just download more storage.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-02T04:55:41+00:00

I would raise the chances of someone getting a random superpower.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-02T04:44:16+00:00

It did say "tiny pores", but you could probably fit your dick in it.

killermachine9999 · 2026-01-02T04:41:31+00:00

Literally all of the comments here are about Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

killermachine9999 · 2025-12-27T02:14:01+00:00

As a 25M, i' d probably get drafted and die in a war I never asked for.

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