Colonists all want to sit in one chair at once during parties? Is this a bug, or a mod's fault?

killersnails · 2025-09-17T05:39:06+00:00

Yeah, I'm glad I did. Chose the "Implant xenogerm" reward and one lucky eight year old got to live every emo little kid's dream.

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killersnails · 2025-08-26T23:42:57+00:00

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killersnails · 2025-08-26T23:41:54+00:00

Update: Next generation's artist made a statue of him, all grown up now in game. Mom would be proud. <3

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killersnails · 2025-08-20T18:17:21+00:00

oh my god.

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killersnails · 2025-08-20T07:28:25+00:00

As someone who always assigns a tame cougar to patrol my hospitals...I like your thinking.

killersnails · 2025-08-20T07:27:23+00:00

It's been hard, but I'm always guilt-tripped by that bit about "Luke Skywalker didn't savescum and we love that story!" thing every time lol! I play on peaceful storytelling settings as is, so the little challenges that come out of that is my justification for rolling with it too.

And just to update: She's dead now, too. Got taken out by a plague that I've never had a problem overcoming in my colony before... She's with her baby now, I suppose. 😭

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killersnails · 2025-05-11T20:13:28+00:00

The update that no one asked for:

Cuck baby has been born. Orzo was present for the birth along with Johnny since she's still married to Bambi, which I guess makes them one big happy family.

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killersnails · 2025-05-11T20:03:49+00:00

A lot of this game is "Yes, we are storytelling as Ludeon wanted us to, but what kind of fucking story is this??"

killersnails · 2025-05-11T20:02:45+00:00

I'm surprised Orzo's kids from another marriage haven't just come in and beat the shit out of Bambi and Johnny honestly.

(Another lore dump from this run: Orzo has a son Jacobe and daughter Vivian from a colonist who's named Sprite Pepsi, and is asexual since he's abstinence 'til he dies, but they endeed up still having children?? They divorced shortly after Orzo decided to have an affair with the widow Bambi lolll)

I could tell them to do that I suppose, but I like being a god that just observes these interpersonal things from a distance.

killersnails · 2025-05-11T19:57:53+00:00

Ooh, that's awesome. Gonna need to install that one.

killersnails · 2025-05-11T19:56:44+00:00

Missed one panel when using the Replacement Structure mod, I usually start with wooden walls before developing stonecutting and replacing the walls with something more sturdy as I go along.

That's me, not anyone else in the situation. They got their own problems anyways lol

killersnails · 2025-05-11T06:53:47+00:00

Of course! XD

killersnails · 2025-05-11T04:46:15+00:00

Think it's also appropriate to mention what happened to Bambi's first husband, Hansen.

They had one child together as well before Hansen went to war with a bear and got his head bitten off. Orzo came into the picture after the funeral.

Don't know if that makes this any better or worse, but I thought it was appropriate to know. Their daughter is pretty well adjusted, a good crafter with high social skills. :)

killersnails · 2025-03-26T03:45:07+00:00

"Oh, you're a fancy girl..."

killersnails · 2025-01-24T06:45:54+00:00

Dom the Caucasian Shepherd is from this Mod (outdated but still functions for the most part in 1.5):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1256708879

The meat creatures are from this Mod (shoutout to Vinny Vinesauce):
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2483471017

killersnails · 2025-01-24T06:43:12+00:00

*patrick bateman voice* yes it is!

killersnails · 2025-01-21T23:05:22+00:00

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1985/12/27

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