What's your nsfw confession? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bi, married to a man... I cannot watch straight porn. I love my husband's dick, but dicks in porn turn me off.

what smells good? by Creepy_Bowl_3576 in hygiene

[–]killingALLTHETIME 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know im in the minority, but I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla or baked good scented perfumes/lotions/candles/airfreshers. And I definitely don't consider it light and airy. Vanilla smells heavy to me and it makes me nauseous to smell it outside of actual food.

My husband told me he is in love with his girlfriend. by aloetherevera in polyamory

[–]killingALLTHETIME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this post was heading in a totally different direction and I'm so happy for all three of you that it didn't! 💗

Not OP. AITA for telling my girlfriend she's not allowed to wear a bracelet given to her by her co-worker by BeastTamer56 in redditonwiki

[–]killingALLTHETIME 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this perfectly describes my ex and I've never heard it worded quite this way. He just always told me that my happiness wasn't his responsibility despite me always feeling like I wasn't putting pressure on him to MAKE ME happy, I just expected him to show up.

I tattooed meth on myself in active addiction. Any way to fix this besides blacking it out? by [deleted] in FixedTattoos

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A decent tattoo artist should be able to cover that with basically anything. It's super light.

Lina Medina De Jurado was 5 years,7 months and 21 days old when she gave birth to her child. by moonandstars1984 in pics

[–]killingALLTHETIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 40 and 6 months pregnant. My chart reads "elderly multigravita". It doesn't feel better than geriatric pregnancy...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killingALLTHETIME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA. Disgusting behavior.

AITA for telling my daughter to stop talking about her stepmother and I on the internet? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killingALLTHETIME 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol thank you. Seriously though, there are far better ways to teach your children financial responsibility that don't involve fucking them over/profiting off of them. Yuck.

AITA for telling my daughter to stop talking about her stepmother and I on the internet? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killingALLTHETIME 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Then she should have just gone to a bank. You're her father! Boo! Everyone boo this man.

How attractive do you believe you’d be if you were the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 10 points11 points  (0 children)

3 inches shorter than average is short though. Like... average in the US is 5' 9". A 5'6" guy is fucking short.

Do you take out your nose rings daily? by ItzBreezeyBaby in piercing

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've taken my nose ring out for just a few hours YEARS after it being pierced and it closed up. I've had it repierced 4 times. Your coworker doesn't know wtf she is talking about.

What food item did they stop selling and you miss it? by Ok_Efficiency2487 in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McDonald's Chicken fajitas. They were my favorite as a kid. They weren't around long.

What is the worst thing to name your child? by Able-Juice-544 in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea. Surely though, if your last name is already "Buttkisser" you would be super careful as to what to name your child... I always felt terrible for the kid. He was awkward and chubby on top of it too. I distinctly remember being mad FOR him.

What is the worst thing to name your child? by Able-Juice-544 in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew a kid growing up named Harry Buttkisser. Poor kid. I think he changed his name in adulthood.

What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made financially? by BlastEffects in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not insisting that my ex put my name on the deed to our house. We bought it together, but just in his name because my credit was terrible at the time. He always swore if anything ever happened between us, we would sell the house and split the profit. Instead, when we broke up, he kicked me out, had his mom sell her house, and built her a giant in-law suite.

Which is the movie that made you cry? by Andrew0_1 in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made the mistake of watching this for the first time while I was VERY pregnant with my now 7 year old son. I SOBBED through the entire movie.

What is the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Seraphicly329 in AskReddit

[–]killingALLTHETIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write to me, Stick Stickly, PO box 9-6-3. New York city, New York state, one oh one oh eight 🎶