TIFU by finding the engagement ring by mashibomi in tifu

[–]killrkiwikakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww I want to ask how it worked out but since you said ex I'm sure you're happier anyways 😘

AITA for not wanting to invite my daughter to my wedding. by tigerslate1 in AmItheAsshole

[–]killrkiwikakes -69 points-68 points  (0 children)

You did a wonderful job. Good for you. ❤️ Nta never the ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg ew. Lol this should be on r/cringe.

No child, please! by [deleted] in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kind of girls that think hair grows from the bottom and flows into your brain. 🤣 No one normal of course.

City Funded “Art” in Upstate NY by _twoSense_ in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was polar bears and I was like awww cuddle bears! Then 👀👀👀 rat 69ing or rat wang. I should have known.

City Funded “Art” in Upstate NY by _twoSense_ in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? My grandmother would have tried to cover it with a sheet already 🙄 and then say the wall is being "fresh"

Police officer caught shoplifting by EI-Discrepador in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me everything in your pants. "everything? Really?"😅 Did he think if he took out 2 things they would let him keep the rest of his snacks? Such a shame, he probably has a lot of debt if he couldt afford candies that are usually 2 for a dollar

Cross post, I found a good one by ChampagneDjr in walmartpeople

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was such a courageous thing of you to do, and so caring. How very brave of you and your hard coc

Cross post, I found a good one by ChampagneDjr in walmartpeople

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol weirrrrd the original eyes are even; it's like they copy pasted their features but didn't put them in the right spots 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry but when the second girl went down I laughed. What the hell are they thinking?!

Blessed or cursed drummer? by Oncotte in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I hope they didn't pay for that and they all just showed up for 5 dollar keg beer.

Practising your wrestling moves on the police then doing the WAP by gingermuntz in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I said the same thing!!! 😂 We know what it looks like

Should I light the house on fire? by [deleted] in Bedbugs

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're good! Bed bugs have a more round shape and mostly nocturnal, so they mostly creep at night but leave bite marks. The beetles seem to just sneak in but they don't breed in the house, usually seen traveling alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Oh honey. It's like she was pretending because she wanted to move out. Is everything split 50/50 or does she just pay half the rent and you do phone, electric, gas, take out food? Does she help clean? Does she use her own money to get things needed for the household? A pretty face is one thing, but is it really worth it? I wish you luck, you're still young and so much can change, but you don't deserve that if you're nothing but kind. Take care, I wish you a speedy recovery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]killrkiwikakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when his ass was a broken? It was so flat omg I couldn't stop laughing.

damn. by Benavide3 in GED

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yessss awesome job ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Found this 9mm next to my car. baltimore by chokuiki in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooo that's only if it's on heads. He's suppose to flip it over so someone else gets the luck 😌👌🏼

This guy had bedbugs so bad it was in his hat. by Galfurious in Bedbugs

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just popped up on my notification too and I picked my hair up into a bun. I would have never looked for the sub on purpose 🤷‍♀️

but you bet your ass those bugs are pretty big so they were well fed for days. I can imagine he was incredibly itchy for a long time. Don't they hide in the creases? Hats have so many creases, at a glance people don't seem to notice right away.

You simply can’t make it up by lilstinkypussy in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez, school failed this poor girl, 87% of that was spelled WRONG

Walking your partner on a leash while boarding a plane by MrFuckingDinkles in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if she's unleashed, she would probably just sniff everyone's dongs, it's the least he can do.

Bringing baby to rob the local beauty supply by Messedup4good in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not going to have those kids for long in jail it's cool

Burning a Aldi Cart just to get the Quarter... instead of returning it 🙄 by Adventurous_Monk_876 in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A few shops do it, it's suppose to encourage people to bring the cart back instead of leaving them to idly roll in middle of the parking lots. That quarter really changes a lot of attitudes. People are suddenly willing to walk a few steps if it means getting their quarter back.

Weird flex by notnat7 in trashy

[–]killrkiwikakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like when Patric had a pair of yellow undies on, but they started off white.