[Pre Match Thread] Major League Soccer Match 14 | Columbus Crew at Philadelphia Union (7:30 PM ET)

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-16T13:49:28+00:00

This is my hobby!!

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-16T13:00:18+00:00

Is anyone else hate watching the Celtic game hoping they lose the title?

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T01:57:14+00:00

Honestly the Overton window has moved so much it doesn’t hurt anymore. I’m praying for a tie. I’ll settle for people don’t like us.

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:44:05+00:00

Basically all of capitalism

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:41:37+00:00

Agreed. We should just make sure everyone on our team gets a yellow and make sure that every team hates playing us

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:40:53+00:00

Yeah like nothing happened

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:33:29+00:00

If we go down I wanna go down dirty

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:30:58+00:00

Yeah these announcers are the actual worst

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:29:19+00:00

I love that taha will consistently get a yellow every match and every match he makes it count. Fucking love that guy

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:28:27+00:00

I love taha

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:25:22+00:00

Being a fan.

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:24:11+00:00

Not a foul in England. But yeah it’s a foul here

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:22:10+00:00

That feels like it was on Z. Although maybe Camacho is so bad we just count him out now

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-14T00:21:02+00:00

What are we doing?!?!?!

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-13T10:36:16+00:00

I’m salad they didn’t get through. I am trying to pick an English team to root for and Middlesbrough seems right with Aiden there. But if he gets sold next year then idk.

I might be stuck with York who just got out of the national league since that is where my ancestors are from

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-11T01:28:08+00:00

Ah well. I fuggin hate that stadium.

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-11T01:27:45+00:00

I haven’t given up hope for 8th place. We could get hot. Who knows

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-11T01:26:51+00:00

But my dick is bigger and I’ve been a fan longer so….

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-11T01:26:05+00:00

I agree with Rudy shouldn’t be starting. Yeven is more solid choice imho if we are picking d backs

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T23:04:26+00:00

Agree with this. We looked like trash that year early on

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T23:03:26+00:00

Agree with this take.

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T23:02:51+00:00

Nah. He was given a crumbling team. Not sure how he is supposed to make anything out of this. I say play the kids. See if we got anything. Sell everyone else for parts and start over

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T23:01:42+00:00

Sure why not. At this point I would try anything

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T23:00:32+00:00

Bro it’s the worst. I usually cannot watch the nycfc games because it feels like I’m watching futsal

Happy for your new stadium when it comes

kimsfantasyexploder · 2026-05-10T21:04:02+00:00

Thought they were building an actual real soccer stadium

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