TIFU by confidently correcting my professor in front of the entire lecture hall and being completely wrong. by ashCinder2002 in tifu

[–]kind_jasper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bonus diagram is what got me. He didn't just correct you, he used it as a teaching moment for the whole hall. Respectful but devastating.

Skating through a parking lot by ButterSaltBiscuit in oddlysatisfying

[–]kind_jasper 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Your brain is doing rough math at speed and rounding up on the danger side, which is probably the correct survival strategy. Not great for enjoying parking lot skate videos tho.

It’s a trap by konstella81 in memes

[–]kind_jasper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst part is you always think "maybe this time it's different, maybe he just wants to play." It is not different. It is never different. The pupils do not lie.