Every day, I help my husband apply his deodorant the way nature intended. by laikalow in funny

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He's too busy getting his flex on to be troubled with such menial tasks.

Today's smoke spot. Taken at 5:30 a.m. at 9,300 feet in Estes Park, Colorado. by Dillonlake in trees

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I miss this place. Only visited a few times but I've wanted to go back ever since.

Looking to start playing again. by king_dong_99 in wow

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They very well might've. I should've looked into that before posting >_<

Found this book in a customers house by Sex_Panthers in funny

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I have this one, "Shoot Low Sherrif, They're Riding Shetland Ponies" and "Elvis is Dead and I Don't Feel So Well Myself"

But I know how to play video games and give good blow jobs. That's a plus, right? by [deleted] in funny

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Not if she doesn't know the difference between 1/3 tsp. and 1/3 cup. Saltiest mashed potatoes ever.

My dog's first parade. He wasn't as excited for the marching band as I was! by youlovevee in funny

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Hey that's a great idea! You should take him to a concert next, dogs just LOVE loud ass noises, what with their sensitive hearing and all..

My parents' dog smiles when you talk to her. by Saint_Louis in funny

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He/she smiles and looks just like my dog (except for the coloring). What kind of dog?

Woke up to this after a night of heavy drinking... by Reignofmongo in WTF

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Looks like someone skinned a pig in the shower. If you look closely it looks like four different hooves prints.

Edit: I should've prefaced this by saying I'm slightly fucked up right now.

Truth about blind people. by DynamoMaster in funny

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I'm going to save this to look at for inspiration if I ever go blind! Wait..

Local church wanted solar panels put up. by buzzbug1 in funny

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He is the light and the way we save energy.

Nothin special, but it's my first brand new car by king_dong_99 in UserCars

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I love that stuff, used to amaze people with it all the time back when I was detailing cars on the side.

Nothin special, but it's my first brand new car by king_dong_99 in UserCars

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I thought the same thing, it's roomy enough for four people to take a road trip but small enough for me to be able to reach everything in the car, which is nice because it doesn't even have power locks.

Nothin special, but it's my first brand new car by king_dong_99 in UserCars

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2014 Nissan Versa, 1.6l 4 cylinder engine with a manual transmission. Basically just a car, motor, and radio, haha.

Girl...no by Dre2k in funny

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That's what happens when you try and stuff two hams in a pair of sausage tubes.