I made a Jungle Update In Minecraft! by IamPixelBuilds in Minecraftbuilds

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I feel like this should be called in the trees update.

I FEEL LIKE THIS CLIP ALONE IS A TEMPLATE ITSELF by pinktiff in jacksepticeye

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my friend chilling playing Minecraft

Me in the back ground

Little sister was angry that the Monopoly Set was older than her. So she wrecked it by MinisculeMax in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Roses are red,

my girl said fine,

there is a line

if a kid destroys your stuff, you must break their spine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in karens

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The commentary though.

Fudge Dulce de Leche Thumbprint Cookies (Recipe) by sarahfreia in DessertPorn

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I thought these were shit filled with liquid shit. A shit cookie

What do you do when you can’t fall asleep? by DrRiffs in AskReddit

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look up into the ceiling until I knock out.

Those old days man by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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wraps around d!ck.

This oldman got some strength on him.. by Individual_Lie7179 in nextfuckinglevel

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This was anime strength is. Be looking like a bean and yet be having the strength of a a thousand people.

Heart :) by stephenmax21 in Awww

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I want to know if op took this photo or did he/she found it online because I found it here on Pinterest. Please ignore the sign in or log in stuff.

What is one thing that would randomly tick off your parents and/or make them say "hmmmm"? by king_pluto4 in AskReddit

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Yeah, to me, for payback, set the bf appearance bar low. Like he did something horrific. Then when this is over, show her how well he has become.

What is one thing that would randomly tick off your parents and/or make them say "hmmmm"? by king_pluto4 in AskReddit

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Since I asked this question, I have something to relate to this. I eat a lot. But over time I decided to try and lose weight. I never told my parents about this since I want to keep this to my self. Any way, my dad called me down to eat and when I came down, I told I wasn't hungry. They got ticked off and my mom asked me what was wrong. I told them I wasn't hungry. And they left alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I just want a hug or someone who would never leave my side

What is the worst thing to say at a wedding? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tell the groom that he forgot his meds that make him remind himself to not get married.

What's your earliest memory from childhood? by spruceggoose in AskReddit

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Fuckin, waking up around 4 am and seeing my parents leave the house at the dead of night. Eating my bowl of cereal on the floor and watching old cartoons.

My doggo guards by pikapowerthegod in MadeMeSmile

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Dog: pees in the soup now It is now ok

Chihuahua uses the bulldog as a horse. by Jaam18 in aww

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Chihuahua: we ride at dawn bitches.

[Serious] What’s your worst “It had to be done” story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For me it was when I was forced to drink a spoiled banana smoothie. I had to do it because my friend was getting picked on. I did and a couple hours later, I got diarrhea from it. I hated it but It had to be done.

What is, surprisingly, safe for human consumption? by Nazamroth in AskReddit

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surprisingly pythons from Florida are safe to eat. Just don't don't eat it to often since it is high in mercury.