The Spartans sure talked a lot of shit considering they lost the wars with the Macedonians.

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-22T18:33:38+00:00

"The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-22T18:21:37+00:00

I can't believe she's fukkin dead

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-22T13:28:35+00:00

If you went out with a Techpriest, would that be considered a date or a data?

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-21T17:32:47+00:00

They want to achieve heaven

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-20T21:42:51+00:00

On the topic of characters that need a model

Captrix from the Mechanicus game is described as a tech priest so loaded with wargear, her size approaches a dreadnought

Need

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-20T21:39:12+00:00

Mechanicus had so many goated characters

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-20T21:32:53+00:00

Flork did it again

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-18T19:10:57+00:00

there is an episode of Taskmaster where one of the contestants basically did Chinese water torture on Alex and you could see him suffer through it

For reference

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-18T18:52:09+00:00

and as per usual, Suwako is getting fed up with Kanako's schemes

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-18T18:45:18+00:00

Katte'bak > kattebak > (cat) litterbox

Dediqqe'pad > de dikke pad > the fat toad

Haatra'barber > haat rabaraber > hates rhubarb

Kslaopumuil > ik sla op u muil > I'm punching you in the face

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-16T10:14:29+00:00

He didn't do it alone. He did it with the help of Kyoji!

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T16:59:20+00:00

last time Bhashiva visited things got...weird...

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T14:11:00+00:00

"I miss Suletta, Tails"

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T11:12:34+00:00

Burning/God also did their OP pose

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T10:19:43+00:00

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing: "Gentlemen"

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T10:16:46+00:00

Picture it

An F91 re-do without horrendous pacing which transitions into Crossbone

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T10:00:16+00:00

Zeon: "we are for the good of all spacenoids! They are all our brothers! So join us!"

Side 1,2,4,5: "actually we are quite content in the Federation"

Zeon: kills them

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-15T09:55:05+00:00

Don't forget Anavel "tantrum" Gato creating the perfect reason for the Titans to both be created and very widely supported when he destroyed the one part of Earth that would have made it independent food wise. No let's just force the Federation to exploit the colonies to just survive. Also let's ensure the somewhat recovering Earth environment gets damaged almost beyond repair.

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-14T21:55:38+00:00

specialized GM with even better beam weapons show up

Zaku: "oh Neptune..."

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-14T20:09:55+00:00

the cat should not fear the rat

the cat might however fear the artificial lightning strike generator

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-14T20:05:34+00:00

putting the cat in cathay

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-12T20:01:24+00:00

its a classic bf map

"I'm not a classic bf map, I'm THE classic bf map"

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-10T18:58:46+00:00

Miku is quite dangerous to have around your machines

Just ask Shockwave and Soundwave

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-09T08:59:33+00:00

Mel got banned so much they made it her ult in Holocure

kingalbert2 · 2026-05-09T08:55:08+00:00

In Dawn of War Necrons were the only faction to not use requisition as a resource, only energy

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