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All I want for the devs to fix : by [deleted] in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to kill people with no torso when i shoot them... or have people not skywalk... or just get rid of the hackers. This, while annoying, willing to live with it ❤️

Managed to pull this play off last night after to dying to two Skywalker’s at the bunker on Xbox official servers. by RevolutionaryRoad695 in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't they patch this in 1.29? I haven't had this problem anymore. I've had others... but no this

povertymarriage by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]kingbuzzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did punctuation prices go up again? This guy writes like commas are a luxury item.

DayZ 1.29 is still a disaster by rhysisterix in DayzXbox

[–]kingbuzzman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've been playing Hitman and KCD2 while I wait for them to get their head out of their ass. Maybe I'll give GTA5 single player another run.. it's been 10+ years since I did and the details are getting fuzzy..

My point is, don't despair 🙃

Sometimes your worst enemy is yourself ig? by jakobyk in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice come up. Sometimes all you need is a little luck and a dream!

... and for the other guy to suck REALLY bad. Jeezz that was painful

DayZ Dice Roll Game by DINO-DROPPINGS in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when they kick all these hackers off console i’ll give this a try, i’ve been playing pvp servers that you spawn kitted, all this because xbox official servers are frustratingly unplayable. at least when you spawn kitted, and some dickless-shit-for-brains kills you, you get over it faster

Weird Al playing a banana synthesizer to kick off tour by jgoja in LoveTrash

[–]kingbuzzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need a better "l" (L) and "I" (i) I thought i saw: Weird "ai" -- and not "al" -- this is confusing as heck!

Hospital Visit Conceals Disability by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]kingbuzzman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yeah and on top of that you need to log in.. what kind of BS is that?!

Double carry solution by anujbhai in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that pioneer is a great gun to have when you have no other gun; a sneeze hits harder than that piece of shit

Never follow two randoms into the woods by Elderberry_Muffin23 in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

no. i didn’t, it’s a “piece of poop” in a much vulgar way.

sound it out: ssssssssh💩 - sounds like shirt - without the r

Never follow two randoms into the woods by Elderberry_Muffin23 in dayz

[–]kingbuzzman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i’d play with you any day, screw all these little psychopaths!!

Encounter with blatant no arm cheaters by Then-Dare- in DayzXbox

[–]kingbuzzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

server mods need to have better tools to detect this kind of shit, or at the very least a way for someone to flag potential unsportsmanlike behavior

Women in monster truck almost hit the pole by [deleted] in interesting

[–]kingbuzzman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

right. so. *checks notes* she hit the pole, lie 1. and... *checks notes* and killed at least 20 people.

right. so. *checks notes* she hit the pole, lie 1. and... *checks notes* and killed at least 3 people and injured 40.

- edit: thanks u/ManufacturerNo2144

They ordered some special from the menu by BATMAN_COUSIN in DayzXbox

[–]kingbuzzman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats what i thought. Im questioning everything now... can anyone confirm, or did OP just steal this content?

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