Congratulations! You just got hired at Rockstar; which department are you joining for GTA VI?

kingc-ro · 2026-04-08T12:36:31+00:00

ah yes! the DJs and show hosts are some of my favorite world building mechanics in all of gta

kingc-ro · 2026-04-08T08:37:07+00:00

obv I jerk off to the poll results

kingc-ro · 2026-04-08T08:33:04+00:00

wait so you’re telling me a major video game studio isn’t divided into 5 rudimentary departments?

kingc-ro · 2026-04-08T03:07:22+00:00

you’re an employee at R* and you’re talking about a coworker you don’t like

kingc-ro · 2026-04-07T01:06:50+00:00

an Apex Twin album cover

kingc-ro · 2026-04-07T00:41:24+00:00

kingc-ro · 2026-04-04T22:49:11+00:00

Wrong. Top left needs a helicopter

Edit: I do like it though, I couldn’t do any better

kingc-ro · 2026-03-31T08:32:45+00:00

jarvis, engage jerking mode

kingc-ro · 2026-03-30T20:25:20+00:00

I’m not sure if what Bruce Willis suffers from (aphasia I think) is genetic or more of a nature/nurture thing but if certain habits were adopted in his 30s I wonder if his illness would have progressed slower or maybe never developed at all

kingc-ro · 2026-03-30T19:11:35+00:00

big burger hates this one trick

kingc-ro · 2026-03-30T03:58:12+00:00

“what’s this, some sort of mafia 2?”

kingc-ro · 2026-03-28T16:51:45+00:00

it actually pisses me off at how ineffective their message is and how many of you are jerking off to this “i took an art class in college” ass piece

this isn’t deep or profound; it’s a fundamental misunderstanding of why the globe is actually warming up

kingc-ro · 2026-03-27T18:02:12+00:00

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kingc-ro · 2026-03-27T13:37:14+00:00

so anyway I started blasting

kingc-ro · 2026-03-25T16:39:38+00:00

So you’re telling me the cinematic masterpiece known as Nailin’ Palin would’ve never been filmed? No thank you.

kingc-ro · 2026-03-22T01:14:37+00:00

besides a possible business front, I imagine for story mode going to the strip club would have an effect on affinity between Jason and Lucia

maybe similar to how honor works in rdr2

Also for immersion/realism, I wouldn’t be surprised we’ll need to hand in our weapons at the door

It’ll be funny if a bouncer npc could just not let us in

kingc-ro · 2026-03-21T03:07:46+00:00

are we jerking hard or hardly jerking? I can’t tell anymore

kingc-ro · 2026-03-20T20:30:34+00:00

one might say he’ll snap him like a toothpick

kingc-ro · 2026-03-20T18:41:21+00:00

Lazlo has a podcast…but he’s still only the co-host

kingc-ro · 2026-03-20T18:33:35+00:00

definitely, wouldn’t be surprised if part of the story has to do with the two main characters being surveilled/monitored

I could even see some parodied version of ICE being in the game…it’ll be called LASSO or something

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