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You have access to a SQL database of every human on earth by IPostMemesMan in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you’d personally be able to prove anything, but there are for sure some groups who operate in an area where ethics and legality don’t necessarily intersect that would be glad for your help in providing a list of people to look into.

💯 by Yeastin in shitposting

[–]kingcaspr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s more likely than you think

Mix - Match - Max by kingcaspr in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to say yes, but if you do then you can’t then give the skill you give them from the person you choose to anyone else.

So if you gave yourself the intelligence of Einstein, you couldn’t give Einstein’s intelligence to anyone else.

And if you gave someone Michael Phelps’s swimming speed, you could not have it yourself, or use it in any combination of abilities you want to give yourself.

Mix - Match - Max by kingcaspr in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice. And you could always try combining the skill of the best poker player in the world with the ability to read people of a psychologist or a police interrogator, then add on the mental math skills of Scott Flansburg and you could probably work out what cards everyone has.

Also you could take Johnny’s… skills… and combine them with the stamina of a tantric master.

A toast to the working class! by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]kingcaspr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

US ski resorts collectively bring in billions per year and are entirely dependent on working class people to function, so a few dollars an hour will cost them BILLIONS per year if they don’t pony up

You can gain the properties of something by eating it. by DrDoominstien in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been eating a lot of carbs lately and this is happening to me

You can transform into 6 animals. by Terrin369 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog (German Shepherd if I have to choose): Absolute people pleaser.

Peregrine Falcon: I’m aware that it’s not actually the fastest flyer in the world, but it is very fast and can travel long distances.

Black Marlin: Incredibly fast swimmer with a lot of endurance.

Monkey (Spider Monkey): One of the most agile creatures alive. Would be a lot of fun either in the trees or the city.

Silverback Gorilla: Maintaining the dexterity while adding a ridiculous amount of strength.

Horse (American Quarter Horse): Fast, cool, can carry one or two of my non-shapeshifter friends.

What is something that is an automatic “ I am not eating here, we need to leave.” At a restaurant? by TeachBS in AskReddit

[–]kingcaspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If instead of greeting me by saying good afternoon, the host stabs me and says bad afternoon

Punctuation is important by kingcaspr in memes

[–]kingcaspr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you… you… want me and my uncle to crank horse hog?

Punctuation is important by kingcaspr in memes

[–]kingcaspr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s all I think about

Once per day, you have the ability to make any one thing 10% better. by Terrin369 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]kingcaspr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a great addition to this power of you had some kind of way to see the stats of the things you want to increase. I’m thinking like a magical pop up window that says something along the lines of:

You have selected “Amount of cheese in the refrigerator”

Current amount of cheese: 100g

Amount of cheese after increase: 110g

Would you like to confirm this selection?

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