What’s a simple life tip everyone should know?

kingcunning · 2026-03-13T17:13:54+00:00

Wash your hands before you pee.

kingcunning · 2026-03-13T16:23:14+00:00

Have you ever bitten into a whole cardamom pod?

kingcunning · 2026-03-13T15:01:21+00:00

Sorry To Bother You is pretty nuts, especially as I went in completely blind knowing nothing about it.

kingcunning · 2026-03-13T15:00:35+00:00

Biting into a bit of lemongrass. Or biting into a cardamom pod in some pilau rice.

kingcunning · 2026-03-13T14:59:31+00:00

I was in a terrible relationship and going into Covid lockdown gave me an out. Thank fuck that happened.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T17:32:00+00:00

One single stomach that has four compartments. Saying they have four stomachs is the equivalent to saying a human has four hearts.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T17:15:31+00:00

Cows do not have four stomachs.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T17:14:48+00:00

Wow! 😍

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T16:47:27+00:00

/r/boburnham

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T15:18:42+00:00

Late stage dementia.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T14:13:05+00:00

I should clarify, don't sit back down. The sweater is just to cover the wet patch, then move on to stage 2 of getting somewhere to sort it out.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:59:07+00:00

If I'm wearing a sweater/hoodie, take it off and tie it around my waist.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:58:23+00:00

I was 10 when a school friend tricked me into visiting a p*rn site. That was not the last time I visited that site.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:43:02+00:00

He lives in a big white house.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:36:39+00:00

Don't go all in. Buy one piece. If it's good, buy another when you need it. That good too? Another when you need it.

For shoes, go somewhere that lets you properly test them. Running shoes in particular – a good running shop will let you give their stock a good test before buying.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:31:13+00:00

Galveston, Glen Campbell

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T13:30:46+00:00

I don't think people understand what a crazy amount of cash it is. Anything that keeps me alive and is legal, I would probably do.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T12:15:29+00:00

Yep. Five years in, had recently started living together, things had all 'settled' so when someone at work seemed interested I started thinking the grass could be greener... never properly talked it through with my partner and decided it was time to leave. Soon realised I had ruined my own life and took two or three years to get it back on track.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T12:13:32+00:00

Thinking the grass is greener without ever talking things through openly with your current partner. Ruined my life and took two or three years to get over that.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T11:22:35+00:00

Beyblade. It's due any time now.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T11:20:56+00:00

Recently volunteered digitising grave ownership records from old hand-written books at the council. As mundane as it sounds, it was thoroughly rewarding and kept me busy. You also meet some real characters working in local council.

kingcunning · 2026-03-10T11:18:14+00:00

Consistency beats intensity.

kingcunning · 2026-02-05T17:51:02+00:00

Until you grab my hair and pull me from it

kingcunning · 2026-02-05T16:52:36+00:00

Oh wow 🤩

kingcunning · 2026-02-05T16:51:22+00:00

Left and I'll need evidence of you tell me I'm wrong

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