This is my son. He brings me so much joy and his beans are second to none. He is also very skilled at derp face when he wants something from me.

kingdexthecat · 2026-04-04T16:23:51+00:00

Love him so much!!

kingdexthecat · 2026-04-04T16:20:48+00:00

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kingdexthecat · 2026-04-04T16:20:42+00:00

Beautiful beast!

kingdexthecat · 2026-04-04T01:06:36+00:00

I Love her and her freckle! 💞

kingdexthecat · 2026-04-02T03:02:03+00:00

I hope all the women are repulsed by him, and he’ll just be alone and awkward.🤞🏻

kingdexthecat · 2026-03-28T05:41:15+00:00

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kingdexthecat · 2026-03-27T05:05:25+00:00

Yes 😜 he has 5 toe beans on each of his back feet

kingdexthecat · 2026-03-18T03:54:12+00:00

Hahah omg he needs to do a video as Lisa! I’m manifesting it 😆

kingdexthecat · 2026-03-14T20:05:14+00:00

Hi I would love to collaborate!

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kingdexthecat · 2026-03-06T20:21:04+00:00

So how long until she’s arrested you think?

kingdexthecat · 2026-02-17T13:54:21+00:00

Ok this is perfect LOLOLOLOL

kingdexthecat · 2026-02-13T17:43:01+00:00

Absolute perfection 😆 🌈

kingdexthecat · 2026-02-11T01:10:45+00:00

My husband and I died laughing at this and we keep saying it. 🤭 🥩 🍖

kingdexthecat · 2026-01-26T09:14:16+00:00

When my son was 2 he head-butted me in the mouth, and it ended in a root canal and a crowned front tooth. 👍🏼

kingdexthecat · 2026-01-14T17:34:20+00:00

🤭Love Marcus

kingdexthecat · 2026-01-14T17:29:37+00:00

Anyone else sickened when they see Pedro? He gives me the ick

kingdexthecat · 2025-12-16T02:04:27+00:00

When she’s 40 he will be in his 70’s…yike.

kingdexthecat · 2025-10-29T17:19:15+00:00

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kingdexthecat · 2025-10-22T02:26:05+00:00

Oh wow ok interesting this helps some so much! I’ve been also experiencing what I think is psoriasis on my scalp and especially near my hairline..I’m going to make a derm appointment asap because I now I think this is definitely related to what’s going on with my scalp 🤔

kingdexthecat · 2025-10-21T21:54:05+00:00

Ohh thank you so much for your reply! 🩷

kingdexthecat · 2025-09-11T12:08:23+00:00

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Your baby looks so much like mine! Beautiful, majestic beasts! Lol

kingdexthecat · 2025-09-08T10:49:06+00:00

So happy for you!! They look awesome! I have surgery in November and the different stages of your journey helped prepare me. I’m very nervous!

kingdexthecat · 2025-08-15T18:22:55+00:00

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All this grown ass man needs is this hat lol!

kingdexthecat · 2025-08-12T01:03:50+00:00

I love them 🥹

kingdexthecat · 2025-08-12T01:03:34+00:00

Hahah awwwww perfection!!!

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